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Olivia Vedder Solo Single Mandate Requires All Employees to Acknowledge Nepotism Excellence
Internal memo orders staff to promote the Olivia Vedder solo single as an organic, grassroots discovery.
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Stella Lefty Accused of Copying a Third Hit Song Using Groupon Algorithm
Singer Stella Lefty accused of copying a third hit song after listeners noticed her chorus sounded like a 2011 discount voucher jingle.
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Tiny Habits Album Keepers Causes Dangerous Spikes in Local Niceness
The new Tiny Habits album Keepers is causing dangerous spikes in local niceness and polite eye contact, authorities warn.
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Noah Kahan Has One Request: Hometown Now Marked By Cairn of Unpaid Parking Tickets
Noah Kahan Has One Request: stop stealing town signs. Strafford, VT, is now a mapless void as fans take every ‘Welcome’ sign, leaving residents disoriented and GPS systems baffled.
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Noah Kahan’s ‘The Great Divide’ Dominates Billboard 200 Amidst Existential Dread
Noah Kahan’s ‘The Great Divide’ holds the #1 spot, resonating deeply with listeners’ existential dread.
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Noah Kahan Superstar Status Triggers Existential Dread
Noah Kahan’s newfound superstar status has triggered a deep crisis of confidence, leaving the singer longing for anonymity and small venues.