Tagged: Healthcare (5)

Regulators issued a formal recall for Pope Leo's left lung after discovering a critical tissue defect during routine operation.

Teddy Okonkwo-Vance · Oct 17

A leaked memo outlines strict corporate rules following a high-profile Vatican hospital discharge.

June Halloway · Oct 17

The Shane Parish Dental Work campaign launches to fund the guitarist's urgent root canal through complex avant-garde acoustic music.

June Halloway · Oct 3

Get the new T-Mobile free iPhone 18 without spending a dime. All it takes is a simple, mandatory four-liter plasma donation at your local store.

Priya Castellanos · Sep 12

Get ready to spend your Obamacare rebate with our official guide to the most absurd ways to blow your federal windfall.

Priya Castellanos · Sep 10