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GOP Recalls Safe Red Seats Due To Exploding Springs And Exposed Metal
Regulators have recalled several safe red seats due to structural failures that cause them to collapse under moderate pressure.
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House Republicans Scrap Vote To Rein In Trump’s War In Iran, Cite ‘Better Ideas’
House Republicans scrap vote to rein in Trump’s war in Iran, prioritizing beige paint and snack options.
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House Republicans Face Headwinds, Blame Rogue Air Conditioner for 2026 Snafu
House Republicans face internal and external headwinds. Their 2026 strategy session was derailed by an inexplicably strong gust. Lawmakers now suspect a rogue air conditioner.