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Strange Pains Debut Album Triggers Mild Discomfort Epidemic
Strange Pains’ debut album, ‘The Diamond District,’ is causing listeners to develop bizarre, yet strangely rhythmic, aches across the nation.
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Squirrel Flower’s “Wheels” Unearths Childhood Trauma
Squirrel Flower’s new single “Wheels” explores childhood trauma, inspired by Pop-Tarts and bad B-minuses.
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Courtney Barnett Realizes She Only Has One Thing At A Time
Courtney Barnett’s new single “One Thing At A Time” explores the concept of single-tasking. The artist embraces this philosophy.
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Crash Of Rhinos Return After 13 Years, Immediately Disband Again Over Album Art
Indie darlings Crash Of Rhinos returned after 13 years to release a new album. They then immediately disbanded over a font choice, sources confirmed.
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Modern Woman’s New Song ‘Daniel’ Is Quietly Confusing
Modern Woman’s new quiet song ‘Daniel’ is baffling critics with its deliberate lack of direction and profound ambiguity.
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Julia Cumming Activates Pop-Star Mode, Briefly
Julia Cumming activated pop-star mode on Fallon, dazzling viewers with her transition from indie darling to pop phenomenon.
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Office Dog’s ‘Front Row Seat’ Sparks Existential Crisis in Cubicle Farms
Indie rock band Office Dog’s new single “Front Row Seat” inadvertently caused an existential crisis among office workers, highlighting their subpar cubicle seating.
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Some Velvet Sidewalk Announces ‘Critters Encore’ After 29-Year Nap
Influential lo-fi band Some Velvet Sidewalk announced their new album, ‘Critters Encore,’ after 29 years, struggling to understand modern music technology and the concept of “the cloud.”
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Anna Calvi Asks ‘Is This All There Is?’ Nation Responds with Mild Shrug
Anna Calvi’s new single ‘Is This All There Is?’ (Feat. Matt Berninger) has prompted a nationwide epidemic of gentle indifference, experts confirm.
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Bleachers 2026 Tour Openers Include Wednesday, This Is Lorelei, American Football
Bleachers 2026 tour openers announced: Wednesday, This Is Lorelei, American Football. Jack Antonoff curates indie dream lineup.
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Sparkler’s “Come Today” Offers Existential Dread, Fuzzy Guitars
Sparkler’s new single ‘Come Today’ offers hazy guitars and melancholic vibes. Band claims it’s art, not a cry for help.
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Bleachers 2026 Tour Openers Include Wednesday, This Is Lorelei
Bleachers 2026 Tour openers are Wednesday, This Is Lorelei, American Football, and more. Jack Antonoff curated the lineup.
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Broken Social Scene’s ‘Hey Amanda’ Unites Millions in Unsettling Synchronized Nod
Broken Social Scene’s new track ‘Hey Amanda’ has caused millions of Amandas worldwide to spontaneously begin an unsettling synchronized head nod, baffling experts.
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Piebald’s ‘Tales For The Rage’ Album Finally Ready After 19-Year Nap
Piebald’s new album, *Tales For The Rage*, finally drops after a 19-year hiatus. Sources confirm the band merely forgot they had a recording contract.
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Robber Robber Drops New Single, Album Anticipated
Robber Robber dropped their new single “Pieces,” fueling anticipation for their upcoming album “Two Wheels Move The Soul.” Fans await more electronic indie rock.
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Deer Tick to Require Literal Coin Insertion for New Album, Tour
Deer Tick’s new album, Coin-O-Matic, and tour will operate on a literal coin-insertion basis, charging fans per song.
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Thomas Dollbaum Taps MJ Lenderman for Bird-Themed Drum Duty
Thomas Dollbaum’s new album Birds of Paradise features MJ Lenderman on drums, inspired by bird sounds.
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True Green’s ‘Bindi Sue’ Tribute Bewilders Global Audience
True Green’s ‘Bindi Sue’ Is A Tribute To The Late Steve Irwin, but the track’s repeated praise for ‘gorgeous asphalt’ has left many confused.