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White House Announces New Strategy for ‘Iran Beyond Control’: Pretending It’s Fine
Amid fears of Iran slipping beyond control, the White House unveils a new strategy: complete and utter denial, hoping the problem disappears.
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Trump’s ‘Coalition of the Willing’ to Reopen Strait of Hormuz Consists Solely of Self
President Trump struggled to build a Strait of Hormuz coalition, reportedly seeking advice from trophies and his own reflection after international allies declined his calls.
Music
US-China Trade Talks Bog Down Over Panda Cuteness Metrics
PARIS—The latest round of US-China trade talks stalled over disagreements on how to quantify panda cuteness for diplomatic exchanges, frustrating global economists.
Music
Trump Escapes ‘Escalation Trap’ by Inventing a Bigger, Shinier One
President Trump freed himself from ‘Trump’s escalation trap’ by creating a larger, more complex international predicament. Experts call it ‘meta-escalation.’
Politics
Americas Shield Summit Unveils Literal, Unwieldy Cardboard Barrier
At the Shield of the Americas Summit, leaders unveiled a colossal cardboard barrier, hailed as impenetrable despite its flammability.
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Iran’s Apology Redefined: ‘Sorry, Unless You Start It,’ Says President
Iran’s president offered a conditional apology to neighbors, vowing to halt strikes unless provoked. The new policy redefines peace.