Technology
Five Unsettling Discoveries From the iPhone 18 Pro Teardown
An unsettling teardown of the iPhone 18 Pro reveals proprietary scorpions and ancient runes inside the new Apple device.
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Technology
T-Mobile Free iPhone 18 Deal Requires Plasma Donation
Get the new T-Mobile free iPhone 18 without spending a dime. All it takes is a simple, mandatory four-liter plasma donation at your local store.
Technology
C2 Modem Recall Issued Following Spontaneous Telepathy Reports
Regulators issue an urgent recall for devices with the C2 modem after the wireless chip accidentally merges user minds into a terrifying hive mind.
Technology
Leaked Apple Memo: Deciphering the iPhone 18 Pro Logo Will Cost Users $4.99 Per Month
Leaked internal memo reveals Apple will charge users to decode the hidden meanings inside the new iPhone 18 Pro logo.
Technology
Apple Releases iPhone 18 Pro Decades Before Competitors Can Even Think of It
Apple shocks the tech world by releasing the iPhone 18 Pro decades ahead of schedule, completely breaking the linear space-time continuum.
Music
iPhone 18 Pro Upgrades Revolutionize User Frustration
Apple’s new iPhone 18 Pro upgrades promise innovative features. These include Adaptive Tactile Uncertainty and Dynamic Silence Cancellation. Users anticipate profound confusion.