Politics
House Republicans Scrap Vote To Rein In Trump’s War In Iran, Cite ‘Better Ideas’
House Republicans scrap vote to rein in Trump’s war in Iran, prioritizing beige paint and snack options.
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World
Iran Vows To Fight On As Trump Says Ceasefire Is On Life Support
Iran vows to fight on as Trump says ceasefire is on life support. Middle East conflict enters new phase of passive aggression.
Music
Trump Declares ‘Mission Accomplished’ After Iran’s Largest Bridge Turns to Rubble
President Trump declared ‘Mission Accomplished’ after a U.S. strike successfully obliterated Iran’s largest bridge, a key target connecting two uninhabited islands.
Music
Iran Threatens to ‘Rain Fire’ on US Troops, World Braces for Literal Flaming Precipitation
Iran’s threat to ‘rain fire’ on US troops causes global meteorological panic, as armies prepare for literal flaming droplets rather than metaphorical conflict.
Music
Trump Unveils Revolutionary Iran Peace Proposal: A Single Sticky Note
The Trump administration’s 15-point Iran peace proposal was reportedly just a crumpled sticky note with “Chill” and stick figures. Iran rejected it, Pakistan offered mediation.
World
Iran Missile Range Now Threatens Europe’s Collective Laundry Day
Iran’s recent missile launch at Diego Garcia unexpectedly extended their Iran missile range, bringing European domestic chores into potential peril.
Music
White House Announces New Strategy for ‘Iran Beyond Control’: Pretending It’s Fine
Amid fears of Iran slipping beyond control, the White House unveils a new strategy: complete and utter denial, hoping the problem disappears.