Politics
Defense Contractors Admit Iran Escalation Is Just Q4 Revenue Strategy
Court testimony reveals defense contractors treat Iran escalation as a routine strategy to boost fourth-quarter corporate profits.
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World
Netanyahu Guarantees Smooth Regime Change Using Simple 12-Step PowerPoint Presentation
Benjamin Netanyahu promises swift regime change using a 12-step PowerPoint deck.
Politics
Benjamin Netanyahu Takes Courtroom Stand To Detail DIY Regime Change Operation
Leaked court transcripts show Benjamin Netanyahu explaining his business model to topple Iranian regime leadership through third-party vendors.
Politics
Top 6 Schedule Rules For Planning a Post-Midterms Attack on Iran
Military officials reveal strict schedule rules when planning a post-midterms attack on Iran.
Politics
Trump Claims 'Iran War Will End Very Soon' Via These 6 Miracle Hacks
Donald Trump claims the Iran war will end very soon using these six unconventional strategic hacks.
Politics
Iran War Powers Resolution Recalled Due To Choking Hazard
Regulators issued a safety recall of the Iran war powers resolution after lawmakers reported severe choking hazards during votes.
World
Mideast Diplomatic Talks Recalled Due To Severe Logistics Malfunction
Regulators issue an urgent product recall notice for mideast diplomatic talks after a severe logistics failure in the Gulf region.
World
Strait of Hormuz Conflict Settled via Aggressive Laser Tag Tournament
The Strait of Hormuz dispute gets resolved through an intense, high-stakes laser tag match in a foggy neon arena.
World
Pentagon Explains Rules of Military Tag Following the Biggest Exchange Since July
The Pentagon clarifies the official rules of military tag after the biggest exchange since July between the US and Iran.
World
5 Iranian Naval Mine Prototypes the Pentagon Secretly Feared
Leaked documents reveal the bizarre Iranian naval mine designs keeping the Pentagon awake at night.
Politics
U.S. Blockade Now Targets Iran's Imaginary Friend
The latest U.S. blockade targets Babak, Iran's most popular imaginary friend, freezing his cloud-based assets.
Politics
Trump Tariffs Iran Sand Castles in Absurd New Round of Sanctions
New Iran sand castles sanctions target 60 beachfront structures as the U.S. Treasury Department freezes all miniature moat assets.
Politics
Trump's Economic War Targets the Global Supply of Pistachios
The administration escalates its economic war by targeting delicious imported snacks.
World
U.K. Power Plants Face Cyber Threats From Uniquely Polite Iranian Hackers
U.K. power plants face cyber threats from incredibly polite hackers who apologized for interrupting afternoon tea.
Politics
Iran Economic Sanctions Recalled After Treasury Uses Wrong Font
A voluntary recall of the Iran economic sanctions has been issued after the Treasury Department accidentally printed the documents in Comic Sans.
Business
Chevron Memo: Flipped the Oil Script on Iran
A leaked internal memo reveals how oil executives flipped the oil script on Iran using mirrors and silent treatment.
Music
Strait Talks Continue Amid Escalating Misinterpretations
US-Iran Strait Talks persist despite escalating diplomatic misinterpretations, with negotiators struggling to distinguish friendly gestures from accidental declarations of war.
Music
Iran Closes Strait of Hormuz, Only Trapping a Single Pelican
Iran closes the Strait of Hormuz in a bold move. The decision primarily impacts a single pelican, as global shipping had already abandoned the empty waterway.