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Angine de Poitrine US TV Debut Sparks Federal Obstruction and Racketeering Investigation
A federal investigation launched following the chaotic Angine de Poitrine US TV debut, exposing a vast music industry conspiracy.
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No Fake Angine de Poitrine Touring Russia, Says Band’s AI Spokesperson
A digital spokesperson confirms there is no fake Angine de Poitrine touring Russia; the actual band remains trapped in a sentient toaster.
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Masked Microtonal Math Rock Duo Angine de Poitrine Tour Sparks Mass Existential Crises
The Masked Microtonal Math Rock Duo Angine de Poitrine announce their new album and first US tour, sparking fears of widespread cognitive dissonance.