Technology
Leaked Memo: Meta Muse Charm Actually Stores Mark Zuckerberg's Captured Soul
A leaked internal memo reveals that Meta's new Muse Charm wearable accessory is actually holding Mark Zuckerberg's captured soul.
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Music
Meta Reels Series Unveiled, Demanding Viewer Commitment
Meta’s new ‘Reels Series’ feature turns fleeting short-form videos into inescapable, multi-part sagas, demanding unprecedented viewer commitment.
Music
Meta’s Big Tobacco Moment: Courts Mandate Nationwide Digital Detox Camps
Following Meta’s Big Tobacco Moment, courts mandated nationwide digital detox camps, forcing users offline. Zuckerberg pivots to an ‘Offlineverse’ of real-world activities.
Technology
Meta Eliminates Instagram DMs Encryption for ‘Enhanced Transparency’
Meta announced it would remove Instagram DMs encryption. The company cited a need for ‘transparency’ and ‘simplicity.’ Users are thrilled.