Global Music Authorities Struggle to Select The 5 Best Songs Of The Week; Earth’s Rotation Slows
Global music critics are buckling under the impossible task of selecting The 5 Best Songs Of The Week, leading…
Kanye West Premieres Bully With Surprise Guest: Kanye West
Kanye West premiered his new album 'Bully' with a surprise guest: himself. The artist performed with his past…
Jessie Reyez Drops ‘$till Paid’ EP, Earns Full Day’s Pay
Jessie Reyez's surprise EP '$till Paid' confirms she remains financially compensated a year after her last album.
UMG Calls Drake Appeal a Deepfake of Legal Precedent
UMG argues Drake's lawsuit over Kendrick Lamar's 'Not Like Us' is a legal deepfake. The label says rap beefs…
Lime Garden Cover New Order’s ‘Age Of Consent,’ Unearths Buried Legal Statutes
Lime Garden's live studio cover of New Order's 'Age Of Consent' has triggered long-dormant legal statutes,…
Strange Pains Debut Album Triggers Mild Discomfort Epidemic
Strange Pains' debut album, 'The Diamond District,' is causing listeners to develop bizarre, yet strangely…
Jessie Ware Automatic Triggers Mass Involuntary Dance Epidemic
Jessie Ware's new single 'Automatic' has unleashed an unforeseen crisis. Listeners report involuntary dancing,…
MLB Stadiums Declare Bankruptcy After Paul McCartney’s Historic Bongos Performance
MLB stadiums are going broke after concerts by artists like Paul McCartney grossed more than the venues…
Jay-Z on Drake-Kendrick Feud: ‘Unprofitable, Lack Vision’
Hip-hop icon Jay-Z on Drake-Kendrick feud: he finds the battle "unprofitable" and "lacking vision." He suggested…
K-Pop Stars Launch Solo Labels, Regulators Ask: Tax Cheat or Legitimate Business?
K-Pop stars' solo labels blur the line between business and tax cheat. Regulators question if fan purchases are…