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European Kanye West Concerts Canceled Due to Unexpected Lack of Enthusiasm
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Rihanna hit 200 million RIAA certifications without new music, proving streaming catalog power is real. A decade…
Madonna Announces Confessions II, Hopes To Remind People She Exists
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Christian Music Boom Mystifies Experts, Delights Audiences
The Christian music boom is baffling experts, but Lecrae's business savvy offers clues. Divine marketing…
Japanese Breakfast Earns First Gold Record 5 Years Later
Japanese Breakfast's 'Jubilee' album is now officially gold. The RIAA certified 500,000 units sold, five years…
Kanye West Faces French Ban for ‘Aesthetic Disruption’
Kanye West faces a potential France ban after officials detected "unauthorized vibrational frequencies" and…