Salt-N-Pepa Fight UMG For ‘Lion’s Share’ Of Royalties
Salt-N-Pepa sue UMG, demanding the lion's share of royalties for their classic hits. They want their money.
Basement – ‘The Way I Feel’ Single Triggers Mass Existential Dread Among TikTok Users
Basement's new single, "The Way I Feel," has caused an unexpected crisis on TikTok, as users struggle to cope…
BTS’s RM Expresses ‘Luv and Gratitude’ After Chart Domination
RM of BTS expressed ‘luv and gratitude’ as their new album and single topped charts. Fans pledged further…
Drake Honors Nelly Furtado, Rallies Against Juno Awards Past Beef
Drake inducted Nelly Furtado into the Canadian Music Hall of Fame, but spent most of his video addressing his…
Billboard Hot 100 Top 10 Countdown Demands Live Sacrifices
The Billboard Hot 100 Top 10 Countdown has become sentient, issuing bizarre demands to artists and fans,…
Chilli Insists ‘I Am Not MAGA,’ Blames Smart Toaster Oven For Political Donations
TLC's Chilli insists 'I Am Not MAGA' after political donations surface. She blames an 'automated recurring small…
Freya Ridings’ Defiance Ignites Industry Trend of Recording Albums in Grocery Store Aisles
Freya Ridings' defiance has led to a bizarre industry trend. Artists now record chart-topping albums in…
James Blake Credit Removed: Singer Recalls Recording Session From Past Life
James Blake wants his credit removed from Ye’s Bully, claiming his contribution was an astral projection during…
Global Music Authorities Struggle to Select The 5 Best Songs Of The Week; Earth’s Rotation Slows
Global music critics are buckling under the impossible task of selecting The 5 Best Songs Of The Week, leading…
Kanye West Premieres Bully With Surprise Guest: Kanye West
Kanye West premiered his new album 'Bully' with a surprise guest: himself. The artist performed with his past…