Afroman’s Cop Trolling Escalates with ‘Lemon Pound Cake’ Victory
After winning his 'Lemon Pound Cake' defamation case, rapper Afroman has ramped up his cop trolling, employing…
Lorde Ready For New Label Deal, LED Jacket
Lorde is ready for a new label deal and an LED jacket. She seeks creative freedom and flashing outerwear.
Jack Harlow’s Identity Crisis Now Public Landmark Following ‘Monica’ Release
Jack Harlow's identity crisis has been officially acknowledged as a public phenomenon after his album 'Monica,'…
Ella Langley Dominates Hot Country Songs, Beyoncé & Taylor Swift Bewildered
Ella Langley's Hot Country Songs chart dominance leaves pop superstars Beyoncé and Taylor Swift bewildered.
Butthole Surfers Finally Unearth Shelved 1998 Album, Blame ‘Shiny Objects’
The Butthole Surfers announced the release of their long-shelved 1998 album, After The Astronaut, which they…
Peter Frampton’s 16-Year Album Hiatus Ends with Mundane Revelations
Peter Frampton Announces First Original Album in 16 Years, promising profound insights gleaned from years of…
Pop Queens Studio Blitz Sparks Global Meltdown
As All the Pop Queens Are in the Studio Right Now, global authorities brace for an unprecedented flood of new…
Taylor Swift Drives Vinyl Sales Past $1 Billion For First Time Since 1983
Taylor Swift's vinyl sales have pushed the U.S. market past $1 billion for the first time since 1983, reviving…
Doja Cat Praises Chappell Roan’s Paparazzi ‘Attitude’ as New Etiquette Standard
Doja Cat praises Chappell Roan's paparazzi 'attitude,' declaring it the new standard for polite public…
All-American Rejects Find New Music ‘Scary,’ Blame Longevity on ‘Good Genes’
The All-American Rejects discuss their new music, tour success, and offer advice for new artists.