Charli XCX Vinyl B-Side Confirmed As ‘Rock Music,’ Not Existential Dread
Charli XCX's new vinyl B-side, 'I Keep On Thinking Bout You Every Single Day and Night,' is baffling fans with…
Olivia Rodrigo’s Spotify Billions Club Show Audits Guest Stream Counts
Olivia Rodrigo's Spotify Billions Club Live Show in Barcelona took an unexpected turn as attendees faced on-site…
Rolling Stones Amy Winehouse Cover Baffles Music Historians
The Rolling Stones' new album features an Amy Winehouse cover, baffling experts. Fans wonder if the band is…
Charli XCX Returns With ‘Rock Music,’ Delivers Pure, Unadulterated ‘Rock’
Charli XCX’s new single “Rock Music” has critics buzzing. The pop icon delivers a raw, literal take on the…
Sony Music Group Yearly Revenues Hit $13B; Company ‘Struggling’ to Spend It All
Sony Music Group Yearly Revenues topped $13 billion this year, baffling executives who now face the…
RaiNao’s “GRIS” Plunges World into Mild Apathy; Pantone Stocks Plummet
RaiNao's new single "GRIS" has inadvertently plunged the world into a state of benign apathy, causing Pantone…
Justin Bieber Becomes Most Streamed Artist After Coachella, Unpaid Intern Blames AI
Justin Bieber is now Spotify's most streamed artist after Coachella. An unpaid intern allegedly programmed an AI…
Converge Announces Album With A Straight Face, Stuns Industry
Converge's new single 'Doom In Bloom' arrives as band announces second album this year, shocking industry.
Madonna, Wintour Star in ‘Confessions II’ Teaser for ‘Devil Wears Prada 2’
Madonna and Anna Wintour confuse the internet with a ‘Confessions II’ theatrical promo for ‘Devil Wears Prada…
Rostam Cancels Shows Over Absurd Logistical Issues
Rostam Cancels Shows again, citing logistical issues that include specific butter temperatures, antique doll…