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Madeon Drops ‘Victory’ Album, Promises Emotional Catharsis Via Slayyyter
Madeon’s new album ‘Victory’ drops with Slayyyter collab. Fans are experiencing catharsis and planning spontaneous trips.
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Junior Varsity’s New EP Is Ready, Band Baffled By Its Own Timeliness
Alt-pop duo Junior Varsity has announced their new EP is “Ready,” leaving industry insiders baffled by the unexpected completion of a project.
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Kacey Musgraves’ ‘Middle of Nowhere’ Album Is Exactly Where Country Fans Left It
Kacey Musgraves’ new album ‘Middle of Nowhere’ is here. Fans report feeling lost, but in a good, country music way.
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Little Simz Drops New EP, ‘Sugar Girl,’ For Reasons Unclear
Little Simz’s new EP ‘Sugar Girl’ drops next week, baffling fans and critics with its rapid release after ‘Lotus’.
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Alex G Shares Headlights Outtake; Fans Ask “Which Headlights?”
Alex G’s new outtake “Good Green Friend” from Headlights sparks fan confusion over car lights.
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Glaive & Kurtains Drop New Album, Promise Existential Dread
Glaive and Kurtains announce new album ‘God Save The Three,’ promising fans a cathartic, loud, and possibly painful listening experience.
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Styrofoam Winos Release “Next Thing” to Mild Disappointment
Styrofoam Winos drop “Next Thing” single, raising questions about what the actual “next thing” might be.
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Morgan Noise’s “Geneva” Is Definitely A Song
Morgan Noise’s new single “Geneva” is a song. Critics praise its existence and audible frequencies. A truly groundbreaking sonic achievement.
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Madonna Feels ‘So Free’ Releasing Track After Coachella Surprise
Madonna releases new track ‘I Feel So Free’ from upcoming album. She insists it’s not the lead single, just a vibe.
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Tyla Taps Zara Larsson For “She Did It Again”; World Braces For Impact
Tyla and Zara Larsson team up for “She Did It Again,” sparking fears of uncontrollable dancing and earworm overload.
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Ashley McBryde’s “Lines In The Carpet” Single Manifests Literal Floor Patterns Nationwide
Ashley McBryde’s new single “Lines In The Carpet” is literally causing lines to appear in carpets nationwide, baffling experts and homeowners.
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María Zardoya’s Not for Radio Drops Spring-Ready EP ‘Bloom’
María Zardoya’s Not for Radio dropped EP ‘Bloom,’ claiming the songs were too good for Coachella. The EP features unexpected cowbell.
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Golomb’s New EP The Beat Goes On And On And On Is Too Long
Golomb’s new EP The Beat Goes On And On And On is so long, listeners are experiencing fatigue and temporal displacement.
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Siyahkal Announces ‘Corrupt’ EP, Demands More Polka Breaks
Siyahkal announced its new EP ‘Corrupt,’ demanding more polka breaks and accordions in hardcore.
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WU LYF Releases “The Fool,” Blames Spotify For Homer Simpson Version
WU LYF released “The Fool,” claiming Homer Simpson vocals on Spotify were a glitch, not an intentional joke.
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Friko’s New Song ‘Still Around’ Confirms Band Is Not Yet Dead
Friko’s new single ‘Still Around’ reassures fans the band is alive and well. The song addresses fears of disappearance.
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Skrillex and Young Miko Drop “Duro,” Accidentally Invent New Genre
Skrillex and Young Miko’s new song “Duro” is a genre-bending masterpiece. Critics are struggling to classify the experimental sound.
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Panopticon Details New Album, Promises Existential Dread
Panopticon’s new album ‘Det Hjemsøkte Hjertet’ promises deep despair and existential dread. Hear the bleak new single ‘The White Cedars’.