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When "Australia Showed Up" for Bad Bunny in Sydney, they meant it literally. Fans set a stadium record, then…
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John Dwyer's new OSEES EP and Damaged Bug single have reportedly caused minor geological disturbances and…
Angélique Kidjo’s New Album Promises Guests So Diverse, It Includes Your Dentist
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This week's Top Songs of the Week shocked critics and public alike, featuring groundbreaking selections such as…
Wesley Joseph’s ‘Pluto Baby’ Video Causes Astronomical Existential Crisis
Wesley Joseph's new single "Pluto Baby" sparked global scientific panic as experts believed the dwarf planet had…
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The HELP(2) Charity Album has accidentally unleashed an uncontrollable wave of global empathy, forcing…
Angel Du$t Named World’s Best Rock Band After Strategic Non-Singing
Angel Du$t declared world's best rock band after frontman's decade-long strategic non-singing. Critics laud the…