Benny Blanco Spanish Album ‘Hermoso’ Confirmed To Be Just Google Translate
Benny Blanco's new Spanish album 'Hermoso' is reportedly composed entirely via Google Translate, praised by…
Cage the Elephant Signs With Big Loud Rock, Immediately Causes Structural Damage
Cage the Elephant Signs With Big Loud Rock, causing actual elephants to join the band and shattering every…
The Rolling Stones Roll On With ‘Foreign Tongues,’ Only Mumble Obscure Dialects
The Rolling Stones Roll On With ‘Foreign Tongues,’ delivering an album of unintelligible gibberish praised by…
Remaining Four Original Faust Members Announce Four New Albums: A Cacophony of Solos
The Remaining Four Original Faust Members Announce Four New Albums, simultaneously. Critics predict a…
Crazy Clue Debut Album Spurs Concerns Over Band’s Work-Life Imbalance
Crazy Clue debut album, *Where The Dregs Dwell*, released this week. Fans worry about the side project's impact…
Benson Boone Is a ‘Wanted Man’ In Australia After Generating Unsanctioned Earworms
Benson Boone Is a ‘Wanted Man’ In Australia, not for traditional crimes, but for the proliferation of catchy…
Interpol Declares ‘Iron City’ Their Most New York Song Yet
Interpol claims "Iron City" is their most New York song yet, capturing the essence of a non-existent metropolis.
U2 Unearths Forgotten “Street Of Dreams,” Band Members Reportedly Stunned
U2 rediscovered their own song, "Street Of Dreams," after decades. Band members were reportedly shocked by the…
Gash Announce New Album, Title Clears Up Any Confusion
Experimental outfit gash announce new album at least you know what you’re laughing at, promising clarity…
Beyoncé’s “Morning Dew (Donk)” Spurs Mass Gluteal Contraction
Beyoncé's new track "Morning Dew (Donk)" has triggered an unexpected wave of involuntary bodily movements worldwide.