Kehlani’s Self-Titled Album Stuns Public With Artist’s Own Name
Kehlani's self-titled album announcement surprised fans, as many wondered why it took five LPs for the artist to…
Peter Frampton’s Comeback Album Requires Team of Vocal Stand-Ins
Peter Frampton's comeback album, 'Frampton Comes Alive Again,' reportedly required an army of guest artists and…
Gladie’s ‘I Want That For You’ Sparks Unprecedented Surge in Vague Well-Wishing
Gladie's 'I Want That For You' has inadvertently triggered a wave of well-meaning but non-specific encouragement…
Spacey Jane Single ‘Do You Really Love Her’ Plunges Listeners Into Existential Void
The new Spacey Jane single ‘Do You Really Love Her’ has plunged listeners into an existential void, prompting…
“Australia Showed Up” So Hard for Bad Bunny, They Forgot How to Go Home
When "Australia Showed Up" for Bad Bunny in Sydney, they meant it literally. Fans set a stadium record, then…
Thundercat’s ‘ThunderWave’ Prompts Unprecedented Global Funk-Induced Tidal Surges
Thundercat's new track "ThunderWave" (Feat. WILLOW) has been linked to bizarre seismic activity and spontaneous…
True Green’s ‘Bindi Sue’ Tribute Bewilders Global Audience
True Green's 'Bindi Sue' Is A Tribute To The Late Steve Irwin, but the track's repeated praise for 'gorgeous…
John Dwyer’s New OSEES EP Bursts Forth, Residents Brace For Impact
John Dwyer's new OSEES EP and Damaged Bug single have reportedly caused minor geological disturbances and…
Angélique Kidjo’s New Album Promises Guests So Diverse, It Includes Your Dentist
Angélique Kidjo's new album, "Hope!!", features an unprecedented number of guest artists, prompting speculation…
Committee Declares Silence, Humming, and Traffic Noise Among Top Songs of the Week
This week's Top Songs of the Week shocked critics and public alike, featuring groundbreaking selections such as…