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Dazy MAXIMUMBLASTSUPERLOUD Vol. 2 Volume Setting Mandated in Internal Memo
A leaked corporate memo orders employees to play the new Dazy MAXIMUMBLASTSUPERLOUD Vol. 2 compilation at maximum volume to boost productivity.
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Slow Crush’s New Singles Trigger Minor Seismic Events
Slow Crush’s new singles, ‘Que Du Noir’ and ‘Hallowed,’ are causing localized seismic events in Brussels. Residents report shaking walls and shattered porcelain.
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Killswitch Engage 2026 US Tour Promises Mildly Annoying Decibel Levels
Killswitch Engage’s 2026 US tour with Machine Head promises significant noise. Band members aim for ‘mild inconvenience’ levels.