Finland’s PM Lost Due to Nation’s Shared Disdain for Avocado Toast
Finland's PM lost her re-election bid, not over policy, but due to a widespread national aversion to her…
Finland PM Sanna Marin Lost Election Over Controversial Sock Choice
Finland's Prime Minister Sanna Marin lost the election. Voters were reportedly upset by her controversial sock choices.
Graham Platner Calls Sexting Scandal ‘Gossip,’ Vows to Continue ‘Responsible’ Behavior
Graham Platner dismissed a sexting scandal as 'gossip.' He blamed his wife for misinterpreting 'enthusiastic'…
Man Cites Rejected Job Offers in US as Reason for Founding Cockroach Party
Abhijeet Dipke launched the Cockroach Janta Party, citing rejected job offers in the US as his motivation for protest.
Texas Senate Race To Feature Two Populists, Both Claiming To Be The Real One
The Texas Senate race features two populists, leaving voters confused about which candidate's anger is more…
Finland’s PM Lost Because Voters Wanted Less Fun, Experts Say
Finland's PM Sanna Marin lost power because the country was too happy, according to experts.
Trump Slams “Third Rate” Freedom 250 Dropouts, Eyes “Patriot Rally” for True Believers
Donald Trump criticized “third-rate” Freedom 250 dropouts, proposing a D.C. rally for loyalists instead of a…
Judge Reviews Trump’s $1.8 Billion “Anti-Weaponization” Fund
Judge reviews Trump's $1.8 billion 'anti-weaponization' fund, reportedly for luxury goods. Satire.
Tom Morello’s New Song ‘Adjourn It’ Finally Ends All Debate
Tom Morello's new song 'Adjourn It,' featuring Serj Tankian and Roman Morello, has a peculiar side effect: it…
Anti-Weaponization Fund Stalls, Donors Demand Return of ‘Lawfare’ Legos
Trump's Anti-Weaponization Fund hits a snag, leaving donors demanding their 'Lawfare Legos' back and rebranding…