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GOP Midterm Convention Memo Demands Staff Refer To All Candidates As Trump
A leaked memo from the GOP midterm convention reveals that staff must refer to all political candidates as Trump to keep the crowd excited.
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Fetterman Texts Reveal Absurd Excuses Used to Avoid Constituent Duties
Leaked messages show Senator John Fetterman used bizarre excuses to avoid his constituent duties.
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Platner’s Graceless Exit Video Deemed ‘Masterclass in Blame-Shifting’
Graham Platner’s graceless exit video has become a mandatory curriculum at a local university, teaching future politicians the art of blame-shifting.
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Finland’s PM Lost Due to Nation’s ‘Insatiable Hunger for Mild Drama’
Finland’s PM lost her re-election bid, not due to policy, but from voters’ intense boredom with persistent national happiness. They craved mild drama.
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Presidential Wealth Growth Sparks New Economic Theory
Unprecedented presidential wealth growth has mystified economists, leading them to invent new theories. Power itself might be a direct income stream.
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Finland Election Concession Leads to National Dance Party Shortage
Finland’s Prime Minister Sanna Marin conceded the election, leading to fears of a national dance party shortage. Citizens anticipate a quieter future.
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Finland’s PM Lost Due to Nation’s Sole Unanimous Opinion: The Font.
Finland’s PM lost the election, not to policy debates, but to a universally reviled new national font. Voters found ‘Finns Sans’ too ‘whimsical’ and its kerning ‘criminal’.
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Colombia’s Brutal Internal Conflict Bolsters Voter Engagement, Say Experts
Experts laud Colombia’s brutal internal conflict for boosting voter engagement, claiming decades of strife makes electoral choices ‘crystal clear.’
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Meloni Tells Trump to ‘Go Play in Traffic,’ Unleashes G7 Fury
Italian PM Giorgia Meloni unleashed a G7 tirade against Donald Trump, suggesting he ‘take up competitive pigeon racing’ instead of international diplomacy.
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Finland’s PM Sanna Marin Lost Because She Didn’t Listen To Voters’ Complains About Her Playlist
Finland’s PM Sanna Marin lost because voters were tired of her loud techno music. They wanted quiet and naps, not bass drops.
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Sanna Marin Election Concession Leaves Finland Without Its Favorite DJ
Finland plunges into a silent disco after Sanna Marin’s election concession. The nation grapples with a loss of rhythm, awaiting a new national playlist.
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Texas’s GOP Platform So Extreme, It Now Demands Loyalty From Local Tumbleweeds
Texas’s GOP platform has grown so extreme and influential, it now demands ideological loyalty from tumbleweeds and plans to enforce conservative orbits on planets.
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Finland’s PM Lost Due to Nation’s Shared Disdain for Avocado Toast
Finland’s PM lost her re-election bid, not over policy, but due to a widespread national aversion to her perceived love for avocado toast, analysts confirm.
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Finland PM Sanna Marin Lost Election Over Controversial Sock Choice
Finland’s Prime Minister Sanna Marin lost the election. Voters were reportedly upset by her controversial sock choices.
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Graham Platner Calls Sexting Scandal ‘Gossip,’ Vows to Continue ‘Responsible’ Behavior
Graham Platner dismissed a sexting scandal as ‘gossip.’ He blamed his wife for misinterpreting ‘enthusiastic’ texts. The senator vows to continue his ‘responsible’ behavior.
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Man Cites Rejected Job Offers in US as Reason for Founding Cockroach Party
Abhijeet Dipke launched the Cockroach Janta Party, citing rejected job offers in the US as his motivation for protest.
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Texas Senate Race To Feature Two Populists, Both Claiming To Be The Real One
The Texas Senate race features two populists, leaving voters confused about which candidate’s anger is more authentic. Who will win?
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Finland’s PM Lost Because Voters Wanted Less Fun, Experts Say
Finland’s PM Sanna Marin lost power because the country was too happy, according to experts.