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Madonna, Wintour Star in ‘Confessions II’ Teaser for ‘Devil Wears Prada 2’
Madonna and Anna Wintour confuse the internet with a ‘Confessions II’ theatrical promo for ‘Devil Wears Prada 2,’ featuring sock drawer advice.
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Music
Finn Wolfhard’s Fire From The Hip Album Unearths Unforeseen Societal Shifts
Finn Wolfhard’s Fire From The Hip album has reportedly caused spatial distortions, forced collaborations, and widespread existential dread. Scientists are baffled.
Music
D4vd Quietly Dropped by Label After Executives Realize He Was Still Signed
Singer D4vd was quietly dropped from his major record label after an internal audit revealed executives had forgotten he was even on the roster.
Music
Coachella 2026 Live Stream Declared Official ‘Work-From-Home’ Event
Coachella 2026 Weekend 2 YouTube Live Stream Schedule & Details unveil mandatory viewing protocols, requiring attendees to participate actively or face penalties.
Music
K-Pop Billboard Domination: Charts Now Just ‘Fancy Korean Phone Books’
K-Pop Billboard Domination has led to charts becoming exclusive. All other music is now archived. The industry scrambles to adapt to perfectly synchronized idols.
Music
Ravyn Lenae’s New Tracks Spark Wave of Unsolicited Laundry Folding
Ravyn Lenae’s latest songs, “Reputation” and “Bobby,” are baffling authorities. Listeners report strange compulsions like organizing spice racks and vacuuming.
Music
Gelli Haha’s Cloud Commute Raises Existential Questions for DMV Officials
Pop sensation Gelli Haha’s new video shows her driving a cloud, baffling regulatory bodies. Fans demand atmospheric vehicles, while officials try to license the weather.
Music
Harry Styles’ Disco Reign Blocks Sun, Causes Perpetual Groove
Harry Styles’ Disco Reign extends to cosmic proportions. His latest album causes global rhythm shifts, alters wildlife, and forces world leaders onto roller skates.
World
Harry Styles Parodies Queerbaiting, Himself On SNL
Harry Styles parodied his own queerbaiting, Sebastian Maniscalco, and his own boring nature on SNL. He also mentioned liking fruit.