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Beyoncé's new track "Morning Dew (Donk)" has triggered an unexpected wave of involuntary bodily movements worldwide.
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A prestigious panel of music experts yesterday named The 5 Best Songs Of The Week. All selections shared one…
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Taylor Swift’s ‘I Knew It, I Knew You’ Hits No. 1 Amidst Existential Crisis
Taylor Swift's 'I Knew It, I Knew You' hits No. 1. Fans say they 'knew it' would happen, sparking debate on…
The 5 Best Songs Of The Week Induce Widespread Apathy
The latest list of "The 5 Best Songs Of The Week" has been released, prompting a global surge in quiet…
Michael Jackson Biopic ‘Michael’ Nears ‘Bohemian Rhapsody’ Box Office
The Michael Jackson biopic 'Michael' is set to break box office records, proving audiences still love music biopics.
Doja Cat Calls Elon Musk ‘Barrel Chested Ewok’ Over X Audio Feature
Doja Cat demands X reinstate audio posts, calling Elon Musk a 'barrel chested Ewok' in a bizarre online rant.
Fiona Apple Co-Wrote A Song On Cara Delevingne’s Debut Album, World Not Ready
Fiona Apple Co-Wrote A Song On Cara Delevingne’s Debut Album, confirming fears. The collaboration promises…
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Paris Hilton's surprising surge in the CA governor's race has left political analysts baffled. Voters are…
Morris Day & The Time Prioritize Nap Time Over Freedom 250 Fallout
Morris Day & The Time pulled out of the Freedom 250 concert series, citing "extensive periods of…