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Pussycat Dolls Reunion to ‘Celebrate Women’ by Being Pussycat Dolls
The highly anticipated Pussycat Dolls reunion aims to ‘celebrate women’ through its return. Critics note their previous work already featured women.
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Olivia Dean’s ‘Man I Need’ Lyrics Reveal Surprising Lack Of Specificity
Olivia Dean’s ‘Man I Need’ lyrics are vague. Fans love that the song’s desired ‘man’ could be anything. This keeps it #1.
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Rostam Announces American Stories Album, Promises More Stories
Rostam’s new album ‘American Stories’ is out May. The lead single ‘Like A Spark’ reportedly contains multiple narrative arcs.
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Bruno Mars’ ‘The Romantic’ Album Causes Billboard Hot 100 to Develop Sentient Feelings
Bruno Mars’ new album has inexplicably caused the Billboard Hot 100 to develop sentient feelings. The chart now demands emotional validation and therapy.
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George Michael’s Faith Tour Film Unearths Lingering Backstage Snack Wrappers
Newly restored ‘George Michael’s Faith Tour Concert Film’ footage goes beyond music, revealing pristine images of forgotten backstage snack wrappers.
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Jack White Denies Calling Taylor Swift’s Music Boring, Blames ‘Autocorrect’
Jack White denies calling Taylor Swift’s music boring, blames autocorrect for viral quote.
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Bruno Mars, Harry Styles Albums Show Pop Stars Embracing Existential Dread
Bruno Mars and Harry Styles’ new albums explore existential dread, showing where each pop star is in his career. Their music now focuses on chores and ennui.
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Harry Styles Takes Kiss All The Time To Manchester; Fans Demand Refunds
Harry Styles took his new album, *Kiss All The Time*, to Manchester. Fans reportedly found the performance a surprising cure for insomnia.
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Harry Styles Yearns for Connection, Finds It At The Disco
Harry Styles’ new album finds deep connection on the dance floor, proving ’00s dance-rock is the true path to emotional catharsis.
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Charlie Puth Joins AI Company As Chief Music Officer, Promises More Autotune
Charlie Puth joins AI company Moises as Chief Music Officer, promising to imbue algorithms with his signature sound. The move sparks debate on AI’s role in music.
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Gia Margaret’s ‘Good Friend’ Proves It’s Okay To Lean On A Synth
Gia Margaret’s new song ‘Good Friend’ uses AI backing vocals. It explores loneliness and artificial companionship.
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Rock & Roll Hall of Fame Nears Poppiest Rock Hall Class Yet, Guitars Questioned
The Rock & Roll Hall of Fame is set to welcome its Poppiest Rock Hall Class yet, with nominees like P!nk, Mariah Carey, and Shakira ushering in a new era of pop.
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Neil Sedaka Confirms ‘Breaking Up Is Hard To Do’ Still Hard To Do
Neil Sedaka, singer of ‘Breaking Up Is Hard To Do,’ confirms the song’s premise remains true decades later. He finds breakups consistently inconvenient.