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Olivia Rodrigo Adds More Dates To Unraveled World Tour, Fans Still Unraveled
Olivia Rodrigo adds more dates to her Unraveled World Tour. Fans remain unraveled, struggling to secure tickets amidst overwhelming demand.
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Justin Bieber Becomes Most Streamed Artist After Coachella, Unpaid Intern Blames AI
Justin Bieber is now Spotify’s most streamed artist after Coachella. An unpaid intern allegedly programmed an AI to boost his listener numbers.
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Pussycat Dolls Cancel North American Tour Due to Lack of ‘Don’t Cha’ Wish You Bought Tickets?’
The Pussycat Dolls cancel North American tour due to poor ticket sales, leaving fans asking ‘Don’t Cha’ wish you bought tickets?’
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Shakira’s Free Concert Draws 2 Million, Drowns Copacabana
Shakira’s free concert drew 2 million fans, causing Copacabana Beach to sink. Officials cite seismic activity from dancing.
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Halsey Unleashes More Tricks With ‘Great Impersonator’ Deluxe Edition
Halsey drops 5 new songs on ‘The Great Impersonator’ deluxe edition, proving her bag of tricks is far from empty.
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Debbie Harry Makes ‘SNL’ Cameo, Complains About Rodrigo’s ‘Drop Dead’ Performance
Debbie Harry critiqued Olivia Rodrigo’s ‘drop dead’ SNL performance, finding it too cheerful and lacking existential dread.
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Olivia Rodrigo’s SNL Debut With Weyes Blood Causes Minor Temporal Rift
Olivia Rodrigo’s hosting debut on SNL with Weyes Blood accidentally created a minor temporal rift, causing mild irritation and vague forgetfulness nationwide.
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Olivia Rodrigo’s Unraveled Tour Promises Existential Dread
Olivia Rodrigo’s Unraveled Tour will bring emotional devastation and expensive merch to fans across the globe. Prepare to cry.
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Madeon Drops ‘Victory’ Album, Promises Emotional Catharsis Via Slayyyter
Madeon’s new album ‘Victory’ drops with Slayyyter collab. Fans are experiencing catharsis and planning spontaneous trips.
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Madonna, Sabrina Carpenter Collaboration Causes Global Love Surplus
The new Madonna and Sabrina Carpenter collaboration, “Bring Your Love,” has unleashed an uncontrollable wave of politeness and affection, threatening global productivity.
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Olivia Rodrigo El Clásico Jersey Requires Fans to Prove Worthiness
Olivia Rodrigo’s new El Clásico jersey comes with unprecedented access, but only if fans can complete a series of physical challenges.
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Halsey Has More Tricks Up Her Sleeve With Deluxe Impersonator Release
Halsey has more tricks up her sleeve with ‘The Great Impersonator’ deluxe. Five new songs added to the artist’s legacy of mystifying music.
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Madonna’s ‘Bring Your Love’ Feat. Sabrina Carpenter Raises Existential Questions
Madonna’s ‘Bring Your Love’ feat. Sabrina Carpenter drops, sparking existential debates on love and connection. What does it mean to ‘bring your love’?
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Austrian Man Pleads Guilty to Attempted Attack on Taylor Swift Concerts, Cites ‘Overwhelmingly Catchy Chorus’
Austrian man pleads guilty to attempted attack on Taylor Swift concerts, claiming ‘Shake It Off’ was too catchy. Authorities baffled by pop-induced terrorism.
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Billie Eilish Needs A New Rihanna Album Badly
Billie Eilish desperately needs Rihanna’s R9 album. She believes it could fix her life and the world.
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Ariana Grande’s New Album ‘petal’ to Feature Only Sounds of Her Own Exhalations
Ariana Grande’s new album ‘petal’ features only her exhalations. Fans are calling it ‘revolutionary’ and ‘remarkably airy.’
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Lady Gaga and Doechii Turn Dancefloor into Actual Runway
Lady Gaga and Doechii’s new music video for ‘Devil Wears Prada 2’ features a dancefloor transformed into an actual runway, complete with synchronized walking.
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Olivia Rodrigo Lands Fourth #1 Hit, Credits Nine Inch Nails
Olivia Rodrigo’s fourth #1 hit, “Drop Dead Gorgeous,” was inspired by Nine Inch Nails and a clean conscience.