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Olivia Rodrigo's hosting debut on SNL with Weyes Blood accidentally created a minor temporal rift, causing mild…
Olivia Rodrigo’s Unraveled Tour Promises Existential Dread
Olivia Rodrigo's Unraveled Tour will bring emotional devastation and expensive merch to fans across the globe.…
Madeon Drops ‘Victory’ Album, Promises Emotional Catharsis Via Slayyyter
Madeon's new album 'Victory' drops with Slayyyter collab. Fans are experiencing catharsis and planning…
Madonna, Sabrina Carpenter Collaboration Causes Global Love Surplus
The new Madonna and Sabrina Carpenter collaboration, "Bring Your Love," has unleashed an uncontrollable wave of…
Olivia Rodrigo El Clásico Jersey Requires Fans to Prove Worthiness
Olivia Rodrigo's new El Clásico jersey comes with unprecedented access, but only if fans can complete a series…
Halsey Has More Tricks Up Her Sleeve With Deluxe Impersonator Release
Halsey has more tricks up her sleeve with 'The Great Impersonator' deluxe. Five new songs added to the artist's…
Madonna’s ‘Bring Your Love’ Feat. Sabrina Carpenter Raises Existential Questions
Madonna's 'Bring Your Love' feat. Sabrina Carpenter drops, sparking existential debates on love and connection.…
Austrian Man Pleads Guilty to Attempted Attack on Taylor Swift Concerts, Cites ‘Overwhelmingly Catchy Chorus’
Austrian man pleads guilty to attempted attack on Taylor Swift concerts, claiming 'Shake It Off' was too catchy.…
Billie Eilish Needs A New Rihanna Album Badly
Billie Eilish desperately needs Rihanna's R9 album. She believes it could fix her life and the world.
Ariana Grande’s New Album ‘petal’ to Feature Only Sounds of Her Own Exhalations
Ariana Grande's new album 'petal' features only her exhalations. Fans are calling it 'revolutionary' and…