Business
Amtrak Delays Blamed on Fake Train Attack Drills
Leaked internal memo reveals Amtrak is staging a fake train attack to cover up its routine scheduling delays.
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Music
Metro Bus Demands Indoor Seating After Crashing DC Restaurant
A Metro bus restaurant crash in Northwest D.C. has been reclassified as an “immersive dining experience” by city officials. The bus reportedly sought more personal service.
Music
Mayor Mamdani’s Top 5 Rappers Sparks City-Wide Existential Crisis
Mayor Zohran Mamdani’s Top 5 Rappers list included a subway announcer and his office printer, sparking widespread civic and existential alarm in Brooklyn.