Arcángel’s ‘La 8va Maravilla’ Tour Hits US Cities, Inspires Mass Existential Dread
Arcángel's 'La 8va Maravilla' tour is shaking up the US. It's celebrating 20 years with existential dread.
RaiNao’s “GRIS” Plunges World into Mild Apathy; Pantone Stocks Plummet
RaiNao's new single "GRIS" has inadvertently plunged the world into a state of benign apathy, causing Pantone…
Nathy Peluso Earns First No. 1 on Latin Airplay Chart
Nathy Peluso hits No. 1 with Marc Anthony. Anthony demanded a lifetime of empanadas for his help.
Anitta and Shakira’s “Choka Choka” Singlehandedly Restores Global GDP
Anitta and Shakira's new song 'Choka Choka' is causing a global economic boom. Experts predict massive GDP…
Ozuna, Beéle & Ovy on the Drums’ ‘Enemigos’ Tops Latin Airplay, Proving Nothing
Ozuna, Beéle & Ovy on the Drums’ ‘Enemigos’ tops charts, proving abstract conflict sells and listeners love…
Skrillex and Young Miko Drop “Duro,” Accidentally Invent New Genre
Skrillex and Young Miko's new song "Duro" is a genre-bending masterpiece. Critics are struggling to classify the…
“Australia Showed Up” So Hard for Bad Bunny, They Forgot How to Go Home
When "Australia Showed Up" for Bad Bunny in Sydney, they meant it literally. Fans set a stadium record, then…