Music
Urbano Stars Pivot to Mexican Music to Avoid Federal RICO Charges, Court Documents Reveal
Court transcripts reveal reggaeton stars adopt Mexican music to avoid federal conspiracy charges and hide royalties.
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Music
The Top Grossing Latin Tours That Drained Stadium Power Grids
A look at the top grossing Latin tours that shattered ticket records and melted local electrical grids across North America.
Music
Latin Music Domination Forces Non-Spanish Speakers to Fake Knowing All the Lyrics
Industry leaders celebrate Latin music domination as millions of global fans continue confidently shouting fake Spanish lyrics.
Music
Tattoo Remix Billion Views Achieved After Man Leaves TV On For Six Years
The Tattoo Remix billion views milestone was achieved after a Miami man left his Roku box running unattended for six straight years.
World
Bad Bunny Protest Cover Recalled by Brazilian Government Over Bass Hazard
A formal product recall notice has been issued for the Bad Bunny protest cover shared by President Lula due to dangerous bass levels.
Music
Karol G Tropitour Trial Exposes Secret Subliminal Latinidad Frequency
A federal court transcript reveals the secret psychological science behind the emotional Karol G Tropitour.
Music
Latin Airplay Charts Break Down Under Weight of Absurdly Happy Colombia Collab
A massive new collab conquers the Latin Airplay charts, causing widespread outbreaks of spontaneous dancing and municipal panic.
Music
Villano Antillano Exiles Herself After Island’s Machinery Demands More Reggaeton Shaking
Court transcripts reveal the state-enforced machinery that forced Puerto Rican trans rapper Villano Antillano to flee her home island.
Music
Bad Bunny's Halftime Show Wins Emmys While Kid Rock Gets Shut Out
Bad Bunny's halftime show won seven Emmys while Kid Rock's rival event was completely shut out by the Television Academy.
Music
Maluma Beyoncé Collab Forces Pop Star to Learn 2006 Colombian Slang
The new Maluma Beyoncé collab on the B’Day reissue forces the Colombian star to master retro 2006 vibes.
Music
Bad Bunny Lawsuit Victory Ensures All Future Reggaeton Songs Must Feature the Same Snare Drum
A major Bad Bunny lawsuit victory protects the reggaeton genre from the dangerous threat of rhythmic variety and original drum beats.
Music
Bad Bunny Copyright Win Saves Every Reggaeton Song From Instant Deletion
A landmark Bad Bunny copyright win saves the iconic Dembow beat from a devastating lawsuit that threatened thousands of reggaeton songs.
Music
Eladio Carrión Polaroid Moment Sparks Federal Payola Investigation
A federal grand jury investigates the Eladio Carrión Polaroid chart success, exposing a massive instant-photo payola scheme.
Music
Latin Music Charity Trial Exposes Massive Industry Conspiracy
A federal court transcript reveals how a Latin music charity allegedly funded a secret global autotune monopoly.
Music
Arcángel’s ‘La 8va Maravilla’ Tour Hits US Cities, Inspires Mass Existential Dread
Arcángel’s ‘La 8va Maravilla’ tour is shaking up the US. It’s celebrating 20 years with existential dread.
Music
RaiNao’s “GRIS” Plunges World into Mild Apathy; Pantone Stocks Plummet
RaiNao’s new single “GRIS” has inadvertently plunged the world into a state of benign apathy, causing Pantone stocks to plummet and kale smoothies to taste merely ‘acceptable’.
Music
Nathy Peluso Earns First No. 1 on Latin Airplay Chart
Nathy Peluso hits No. 1 with Marc Anthony. Anthony demanded a lifetime of empanadas for his help.
Music
Anitta and Shakira’s “Choka Choka” Singlehandedly Restores Global GDP
Anitta and Shakira’s new song ‘Choka Choka’ is causing a global economic boom. Experts predict massive GDP growth. It’s more than music.