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Poisonous Black Rain: Russia’s New ‘Super Fertilizer’
Poisonous black rain, attributed to oil facility strikes, has been rebranded as Russia’s new ‘super fertilizer,’ yielding robust, dark crops.
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Ukraine Hitting Oil Facilities Deemed ‘Optimal’ for Russian Economy
The Kremlin announced that Ukraine hitting oil facilities has successfully optimized Russia’s economy, leading to ‘ideal’ fuel prices and unexpected national unity.