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Recall Notice Issued For Over 1,000 Unregulated Drones
A formal recall notice targets over 1,000 unregulated drones after severe thermal incidents were reported near foreign industrial facilities.
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Recall Issued For Russia Sanctions Policy Due To Crushing Hazard
A formal recall notice for the Russia sanctions policy has been issued following dangerous structural failures during legislative testing.
Politics
Transcript Reveals How Trump's Russian Diesel Deal Came Together
A leaked court transcript reveals the inner workings of Trump's Russian diesel deal as energy executives incriminate the entire oil industry.
Politics
Leaked Memo Shows EU Sanctions Running Out Of Russian Entities To Target
A leaked memo reveals EU sanctions officials are running out of Russian targets after adding 1,600 new entities to economic blacklists.
Politics
Internal Memo Demands Ukraine Get a New President to Support Fuel Trades
Leaked internal memo reveals demands that Ukraine should get a new president to clear the way for international fuel trade deals.
World
Russian Power Grid Recalls Voltage Following Infrastructure Attack
The Kremlin issues an urgent product recall on billions of gigawatts deployed in the latest Russian power grid infrastructure attack.
World
Kremlin Hybrid Warfare Revealed to Be Complex Network of Spammed WhatsApp Groups
A leaked tribunal transcript shows the dreaded Kremlin hybrid warfare is just millions of spam WhatsApp messages.
Politics
Russian Election Results Recalled Over 103% Vote Totals
A formal product recall has been issued for the Russian election results after inspectors discovered vote totals exceeded 103% of the population.
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Ukraine Fires Over 1,000 Drones Carrying Passive-Aggressive Notes
Ukraine fires over 1,000 drones carrying millions of tiny, highly laminated passive-aggressive notes into Russian territory.
Politics
Kremlin Veterans on the Ballot Sweepstakes Launched by Russian Election Officials
Russian officials put Kremlin veterans on the ballot to simplify voting. Voters can win prizes like cooking oil and bread vouchers.
World
Poland Warns Russia May Launch Accidental Attack on Allies via Giant Loose Cannon
Poland warns of a highly literal accidental attack as a giant Russian loose cannon rolls toward Western Europe.
Politics
Russian Parliamentary Election Recalled Due To Pre-Selected Results Error
Russia recalls its Russian parliamentary election after a glitch prints the final victory tallies three days before any votes were cast.
Politics
Russian Election Snoozefest Prompts Government to Introduce Mandatory Espresso Breaks
To combat the historic Russian election snoozefest, Moscow introduces mandatory espresso breaks and techno music to keep voters awake.
Politics
Energy Truce Appointed To Head Of Imagination At Trump Organization
The legendary energy truce joins the Trump Organization to lead the new division of imaginary milestones and vibes-based diplomacy.
Politics
Kremlin Peace Envoys Memo Outlines Mandatory Smile Protocol
A leaked internal memo reveals the strict behavioral guidelines for Kremlin peace envoys during high-stakes negotiations.
World
Russian Drone Enters Air War to File Noise Complaint Against Ukraine Security HQ
A Russian drone has escalated the air war by filing a formal noise complaint against Ukraine's security service HQ.
Politics
Intelligence Reports Reveal Putin Believes America Is Run Entirely By A Large Dog
Leaked intelligence reports suggest Vladimir Putin bases his entire US foreign policy on the belief that a golden retriever is president.
Politics
Leaked Memo Details Russia's Secret Military Mobilization Office Perks
A leaked internal memo reveals Russia's corporate-style perks to boost military mobilization recruiting.