Politics
Kremlin Peace Envoys Memo Outlines Mandatory Smile Protocol
A leaked internal memo reveals the strict behavioral guidelines for Kremlin peace envoys during high-stakes negotiations.
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World
Russian Drone Enters Air War to File Noise Complaint Against Ukraine Security HQ
A Russian drone has escalated the air war by filing a formal noise complaint against Ukraine's security service HQ.
Politics
Intelligence Reports Reveal Putin Believes America Is Run Entirely By A Large Dog
Leaked intelligence reports suggest Vladimir Putin bases his entire US foreign policy on the belief that a golden retriever is president.
Politics
Leaked Memo Details Russia's Secret Military Mobilization Office Perks
A leaked internal memo reveals Russia's corporate-style perks to boost military mobilization recruiting.
World
Poisonous Black Rain: Russia’s New ‘Super Fertilizer’
Poisonous black rain, attributed to oil facility strikes, has been rebranded as Russia’s new ‘super fertilizer,’ yielding robust, dark crops.
World
Ukraine Hitting Oil Facilities Deemed ‘Optimal’ for Russian Economy
The Kremlin announced that Ukraine hitting oil facilities has successfully optimized Russia’s economy, leading to ‘ideal’ fuel prices and unexpected national unity.