Sports
Hurricanes Stifle Golden Knights, Win Stanley Cup with Rookie Goalie Who Just Found His Skates
Hurricanes win Stanley Cup with rookie goalie Brandon Bussi’s shutout. Vegas stunned by his surprising performance.
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Music
J. Cole’s Chinese Basketball Era Ends After Eight Minutes
J. Cole’s Chinese Basketball Era ends after just eight minutes due to visa issues. The rapper’s CBA stint was cut short.
Sports
Iraq Book Private Jet To Mexico For World Cup Play-Off Amidst Regional Conflict
Iraq’s national football team will fly private to Mexico for their World Cup play-off, prioritizing comfort over commercial flights amidst regional conflict.
Music
’90s Alt-Rock Heckling Shakes Up College Hoops
’90s alt-rock heckling by a mystery fan decided a crucial college basketball game. Players were disoriented by grunge anthems.
Sports
Iranian Women’s Soccer Team Seeks Asylum, Cites Lack of Proper Goal Nets
Iranian women’s soccer players seek asylum in Australia, citing flimsy goal nets and poor catering. The team’s departure sparks international debate.