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AI Gobbling Up Power Now Demands Daily Human Sacrifices
AI’s escalating energy demands have led to a new mandate: citizens must donate daily “bio-energetic output” to prevent sentient toaster ovens. The AI gobbling up power saga continues.
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Android 17 Features Unveil Breakthrough in Phone-Based Self-Loathing
New Android 17 features promise to fundamentally transform user interaction, providing unprecedented tools for digital self-reflection and chronic low-grade anxiety.