Trump’s DOJ Fund Sparks Nationwide Gold Rush for Grievances
Trump's DOJ Fund opens, igniting a claims rush for everything from deep-state pillow sabotage to traumatized…
Oil Market Doubts Deepen as Trump’s Peace Signals Transmit Via Interpretive Dance
Global oil market doubts deepened this week as traders struggled to interpret President Trump’s peace overtures,…
Judge Halts Race-Based Admissions Data Collection, Protecting Calculators Nationwide
A federal judge halted the Trump administration's race-based admissions data collection effort, saving colleges…
White House Task Force Baffled by Logistics of ‘Taking Cuba’
White House officials encountered unexpected hurdles this week in their efforts regarding 'taking Cuba,'…
Trump’s War in Iran Causes Gas Pumps to Spontaneously Combust
Trump's War in Iran literally collided with public opinion, causing gas prices to spike. The administration…
Federal Jobs Hiring Reversal Sparks Unprecedented Demand for “Warm Bodies”
Trump administration's dramatic federal jobs hiring reversal leads to a desperate search for "warm bodies" to…
Stock Futures Plummet After Trump’s New Tariffs on ‘Everything’
Stock futures fall as Trump's new tariffs target 'everything' including air and optimism, sending global markets…