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Treasury Yields To Hit 6% If Treasury Department Swaps Cash For Raw Beef
Government officials confirm treasury yields could rise to 6% once the nation transitions to a beef-backed currency system.
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Federal Recall Issued for Government Bonds After Dangerous Sleep Hazards Discovered
Regulators issue a product recall on government bonds after discovering the securities pose an immediate risk of inducing deep, boredom-based comas.