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Metro Bus Demands Indoor Seating After Crashing DC Restaurant
A Metro bus restaurant crash in Northwest D.C. has been reclassified as an “immersive dining experience” by city officials. The bus reportedly sought more personal service.
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U.S. Immigration Slowdown Leaves Nation Overwhelmed By Space
A critical Immigration Slowdown has left the U.S. with an unprecedented surplus of personal space. Citizens now struggle with alarming elbow room and quiet.
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Northwest Flooding Worsens, But Experts Find Silver Lining in ‘Water Features’
As Northwest Flooding Worsens, officials and residents alike are finding innovative ways to rebrand the disaster. ‘It’s not a flood, it’s a water garden!’