LONDON—The indie-pop duo The xx announced Tuesday they would play their first concert in eight years. The show is scheduled for next month. It will be held at a local community garden. Band members Romy Madley Croft and Oliver Sim will perform. They expressed excitement about the event. This marks The xx’s first live performance since 2018. They are still planning a full reunion tour. But first, they needed to test the waters. The xx are famously frugal. They once famously argued over a shared pack of gum.
Free Water A Major Draw
The concert is completely free. Attendees are encouraged to bring their own reusable water bottles. The band hopes to draw a crowd. “We just really miss playing live music,” said Sim. He is the band’s synth player. “And we heard the tap water at this park is excellent.” Madley Croft agreed. “It’s about the experience,” she stated. She is the band’s lead vocalist. “And saving money on bottled water.” The xx’s commitment to sustainability is well-known. They also plan to donate any leftover snacks. Any proceeds will benefit a local bird sanctuary.
Fans Still Hopeful For New Music
Fans have clamored for new music. The xx has been in the studio. They are reportedly working on new material. This concert is seen as a positive sign. It shows the band is active. It also shows their continued dedication. “I’m just thrilled to see them,” said superfan Brenda Peterson. She is the president of The xx Fan Club International. “I’ve already bought my reusable water bottle.” Her dedication is admirable. The xx last released an album in 2017. That album was called I See You. The band hopes this free show leads to bigger things. They are still considering festival dates. But for now, hydration is key.
At press time, organizers confirmed that attendees would also receive a single, artisanal ice cube. It will be served in a compostable cup.
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