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Katie Dey New Album Sparks Antitrust Trial Over Underground Pop Production
Courtroom transcripts reveal corporate conspiracy behind the new Katie Dey new album universal will.
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Rocketship New Album Sparks Interstellar Turf War with NASA
The upcoming Rocketship new album is facing a federal injunction from NASA over airspace rights and sonic frequencies.
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Ryan Hemsworth Never Learned Song Used to Laundering Canadian Indie Royalty Money
A court transcript reveals how the Ryan Hemsworth Never Learned single allegedly laundered Canadian indie music grants through complex shell accounts.
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Mia Joy Comet Memo Orders Staff to Deploy Giant Industrial Blankets Over Chicago
Leaked memo orders staff to deploy giant blankets for the Mia Joy Comet single release to block out the sun for maximum shoegaze vibes.
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The 5 Best Songs Of The Week Recalled Due To Severe Risk Of Induced Head Bobbing
Regulators issued an emergency recall of The 5 Best Songs of the Week due to dangerous levels of infectious rhythm and potential neck strain.
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Greek Indie Artist Σtella Forces Sub Pop Executives to Learn the Greek Alphabet
Label staffers panic as the new Greek indie artist Σtella single forces them to find the sigma key on standard keyboards.
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Lana Del Rey Teases Zach Bryan Collab in Leaked Memo Outlining National Sadness Reserve
A leaked Interscope memo reveals emergency protocols as Lana Del Rey teases Zach Bryan collab, threatening global serotonin levels.
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Rachel Chinouriri Make Believe Single Deemed Too Realistic by AI Sincerity Department
A leaked OpenAI memo shows the tech giant scrambling after the Rachel Chinouriri Make Believe single threatens their emotional algorithms.
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Fine Food Market Announces Debut Album While Denying It Is Actually A Grocery Store
Fine Food Market announces debut album 'Alas Time Has Passed' and begs fans to stop asking for artisanal cheese.
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Quiet Light Cover Lands Singer in Mandatory HR Lyric Comprehension Training
A leaked corporate memo reveals executives are panicking over the Quiet Light cover of Ms* Gloom, specifically the line 'Bless the shrimp, tap water.'
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Dominic Fike Wallflower Recall Issued After Track Sparks Spontaneous Nicotine Cravings
A federal recall has been issued for Dominic Fike Wallflower after the track was found to trigger severe, immediate cigarette cravings in listeners.
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5 Facts About the New Sylvan Esso Song That Will Loop Forever
Discover 5 mind-bending facts about the new Sylvan Esso Song that has listeners trapped in a beautiful, infinite indie-pop loop.
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Stephen Steinbrink Magic Mirror Recalled Globally After Mirror Explodes
Regulators have issued a recall for the Stephen Steinbrink Magic Mirror single after reports of physical glass cuts from phone speakers.
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Meg Lui Miss Queen Trial Exposes Sufjan Stevens Puppet Master Conspiracy
Court transcripts regarding Meg Lui Miss Queen show a conspiracy to force indie artists to apologize to their parents.
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Meaningful Stone’s ‘1+1=0’ Single Triggers Global Math Crisis
Meaningful Stone’s ‘1+1=0’ single has plunged the world into a mathematical crisis, leaving calculators broken and experts scrambling to redefine basic arithmetic.
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Beabadoobee Details New Album Pylon, Reveals It’s Actually a Giant Traffic Cone
Beabadoobee Details New Album Pylon, revealing it’s a literal, massive traffic pylon. Fans face logistical challenges for the upcoming international tour.
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Bad Bad Hats & Party Nails Form Band, Ask World To Handle It
Bad Bad Hats and Party Nails members form new band Megasound, dropping a self-titled debut. The name ‘Megasound’ was chosen due to creative exhaustion.
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MUNA Cover Erases Go West Original From Collective Memory
MUNA’s cover of Go West’s “The King Of Wishful Thinking” proved so powerful, it erased all memory of the original song from listeners’ minds.