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Fine Food Market Announces Debut Album While Denying It Is Actually A Grocery Store
Fine Food Market announces debut album 'Alas Time Has Passed' and begs fans to stop asking for artisanal cheese.
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Quiet Light Cover Lands Singer in Mandatory HR Lyric Comprehension Training
A leaked corporate memo reveals executives are panicking over the Quiet Light cover of Ms* Gloom, specifically the line 'Bless the shrimp, tap water.'
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Dominic Fike Wallflower Recall Issued After Track Sparks Spontaneous Nicotine Cravings
A federal recall has been issued for Dominic Fike Wallflower after the track was found to trigger severe, immediate cigarette cravings in listeners.
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5 Facts About the New Sylvan Esso Song That Will Loop Forever
Discover 5 mind-bending facts about the new Sylvan Esso Song that has listeners trapped in a beautiful, infinite indie-pop loop.
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Stephen Steinbrink Magic Mirror Recalled Globally After Mirror Explodes
Regulators have issued a recall for the Stephen Steinbrink Magic Mirror single after reports of physical glass cuts from phone speakers.
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Meg Lui Miss Queen Trial Exposes Sufjan Stevens Puppet Master Conspiracy
Court transcripts regarding Meg Lui Miss Queen show a conspiracy to force indie artists to apologize to their parents.
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Meaningful Stone’s ‘1+1=0’ Single Triggers Global Math Crisis
Meaningful Stone’s ‘1+1=0’ single has plunged the world into a mathematical crisis, leaving calculators broken and experts scrambling to redefine basic arithmetic.
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Beabadoobee Details New Album Pylon, Reveals It’s Actually a Giant Traffic Cone
Beabadoobee Details New Album Pylon, revealing it’s a literal, massive traffic pylon. Fans face logistical challenges for the upcoming international tour.
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Bad Bad Hats & Party Nails Form Band, Ask World To Handle It
Bad Bad Hats and Party Nails members form new band Megasound, dropping a self-titled debut. The name ‘Megasound’ was chosen due to creative exhaustion.
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MUNA Cover Erases Go West Original From Collective Memory
MUNA’s cover of Go West’s “The King Of Wishful Thinking” proved so powerful, it erased all memory of the original song from listeners’ minds.
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Mal Not Bad Announces New Album Sophomore: Just Okay
Mal Not Bad announced their new album Sophomore and single “WIDC.” Expect music that is objectively, consistently, and unremarkably not bad.
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Lorg’s ‘Marathonia’ Is the Song About Going Nowhere, Fast
Lorg’s new single ‘Marathonia’ captures the feeling of going nowhere fast. The indie-pop track is about existential dread and aimless motion.
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Lola Young Shares James Blake & Jameela Jamil Collab ‘From Down Here’
Lola Young surprises with ‘From Down Here,’ a collaboration featuring James Blake and Jameela Jamil. The track drops amidst the singer’s hiatus.
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Johanna Samuels’ Sorry, Kid Album To Feature Existential Dread
Johanna Samuels’ new album Sorry, Kid explores existential dread and the Sisyphean nature of chores. Hear the new single ‘Circles’.
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Dua Saleh Delivers Assured Sophomore Album Of Earth & Wires
Dua Saleh’s assured sophomore album of Earth & Wires is here. Critics call it ‘aggressively beige’ and ‘the sound of waiting’.
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Columbia Records Grapples with Indie-Sounding Bb Trickz ‘Le Le’
Columbia Records is reportedly baffled by Bb Trickz’s new single “Le Le,” which sounds surprisingly indie despite major label backing. Executives are confused.
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Clairo Details Progress On Fourth Album, Admits ‘It’s Different’
Clairo’s fourth album is reportedly ‘very different.’ The artist is documenting inspiration and plans for it to sound ‘less like me, more like a fax machine.’
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Alex Cameron Announces 2026 Tour, Promises ‘More Rain’
Alex Cameron announced his 2026 ‘Red Hook Rain’ tour. He plans to bring artificial rain to fans worldwide. Get ready to get wet.