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Interpol claims "Iron City" is their most New York song yet, capturing the essence of a non-existent metropolis.
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Twisted Teens Announce New Album Florida Water Blues, promising more sonic discomfort. Fans nationwide ready…
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Ryan Beatty’s ‘Sweet Fortune’ Album Triggers Unstoppable Mass Serenity
Ryan Beatty Unveils Majestic New Album Sweet Fortune, causing widespread, inexplicable calm. Authorities urge…
Miranda Lambert Announces New Album Crisco, Promises ‘Heart-Clogging’ Experience
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Olivia Rodrigo’s ‘You Seem Pretty Sad’ Hits No. 1; Fans Wonder If She’s Okay
Olivia Rodrigo's 'You Seem Pretty Sad' is No. 1. The album proves existential dread is a profitable business for…
Olivia Rodrigo Searches For Cure On New Album, ‘You Seem Pretty Sad For A Girl So In Love’
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Nick Hakim Announces New Album ‘I Can See,’ Prompting Global Optometrist Layoffs
Nick Hakim announces new album 'I Can See,' prompting global clarity. Listeners gain perfect 20/20 vision,…
Laura Marling Surprise Drops Full Raffi Covers Album ‘Laura Sings Raffi’
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Navy Blue Drops Album Featuring Ka, Earl, And James Earl Jones
Navy Blue's new album 'The Song of Return' features James Earl Jones, Ka, and Earl Sweatshirt. A surprising…