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Interpol Declares ‘Iron City’ Their Most New York Song Yet
Interpol claims “Iron City” is their most New York song yet, capturing the essence of a non-existent metropolis.
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Twisted Teens Announce Florida Water Blues: Fans Brace for More Existential Dread
Twisted Teens Announce New Album Florida Water Blues, promising more sonic discomfort. Fans nationwide ready their therapy appointments for the new tracks.
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Miranda Lambert Announces New Album Crisco, Promises Greasy Goodness
Miranda Lambert’s new album, Crisco, promises a smooth, indulgent sound. Lead single ‘Till The Going’s Gone’ is out now.
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Ryan Beatty’s ‘Sweet Fortune’ Album Triggers Unstoppable Mass Serenity
Ryan Beatty Unveils Majestic New Album Sweet Fortune, causing widespread, inexplicable calm. Authorities urge citizens to resist its serene grip.
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Miranda Lambert Announces New Album Crisco, Promises ‘Heart-Clogging’ Experience
Miranda Lambert Announces New Album Crisco, a shocking culinary pivot featuring the single “Till The Going’s Gone,” promising a ‘heart-clogging’ experience.
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Olivia Rodrigo’s ‘You Seem Pretty Sad’ Hits No. 1; Fans Wonder If She’s Okay
Olivia Rodrigo’s ‘You Seem Pretty Sad’ is No. 1. The album proves existential dread is a profitable business for the pop star.
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Olivia Rodrigo Searches For Cure On New Album, ‘You Seem Pretty Sad For A Girl So In Love’
Olivia Rodrigo’s new album ‘You Seem Pretty Sad for a Girl So in Love’ sparks existential dread. Fans are searching for the cure.
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Nick Hakim Announces New Album ‘I Can See,’ Prompting Global Optometrist Layoffs
Nick Hakim announces new album ‘I Can See,’ prompting global clarity. Listeners gain perfect 20/20 vision, devastating the optometrist industry.
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Laura Marling Surprise Drops Full Raffi Covers Album ‘Laura Sings Raffi’
Laura Marling surprise drops ‘Laura Sings Raffi,’ a collection of Raffi covers. The singer calls it a ‘logical next step.’
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Navy Blue Drops Album Featuring Ka, Earl, And James Earl Jones
Navy Blue’s new album ‘The Song of Return’ features James Earl Jones, Ka, and Earl Sweatshirt. A surprising collaboration.
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Freddie Gibbs Releases You Only Die 1nce Deluxe, Proving You Can Die Twice
Freddie Gibbs proves you only die 1nce with the deluxe edition of You Only Die 1nce. The rapper reanimated his album with new songs.
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Cro-Mags Release First Song in Six Years, Confirm They Are Still Wired for Chaos
Cro-Mags dropped their first song in six years, proving they are still wired for chaos. Album out in 2027.
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Mick Jagger ‘Can’t Wait’ To Tour Again, Promises New ‘Foreign Tongues’ Album
Mick Jagger can’t wait to tour again, promising new ‘Foreign Tongues’ album. He hopes for a tour ‘as soon as possible’.
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Ezra Collective Shares New Song, Hopes To Unify Global Jazz Scene
Ezra Collective shares new song ‘Hope’ and album ‘Here Because Of Hope.’ Tour dates to be delivered by carrier pigeon.
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Ebbb’s ‘Shallow Hits’ Album Promises Minimalist Musical Depth
London trio Ebbb’s new single ‘Shallow Hits’ is a minimalist masterpiece. The band claims its shallowness allows for deeper listener projection.
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Feeble Little Horse Surprise Drop “bitknot” Album, Fans Mildly Confused
Feeble Little Horse surprise dropped their new album bitknot, baffling fans and industry insiders alike with their ‘spontaneous’ release.
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Repeat Offender Announces Album, Vows To ‘Have A Blast’
Repeat Offender’s debut album ‘Weapon Fetish’ is set to drop soon. The band promised ‘a blast’ and ‘many loud noises’.
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Drake Holds Top 3 Billboard Albums, Proving Talent Is Overrated
Drake now holds top 3 Billboard albums, proving quantity trumps quality. Fans are exhausted.