Feeble Little Horse Surprise Drop “bitknot” Album, Fans Mildly Confused
Feeble Little Horse surprise dropped their new album bitknot, baffling fans and industry insiders alike with…
Repeat Offender Announces Album, Vows To ‘Have A Blast’
Repeat Offender's debut album 'Weapon Fetish' is set to drop soon. The band promised 'a blast' and 'many loud noises'.
Drake Holds Top 3 Billboard Albums, Proving Talent Is Overrated
Drake now holds top 3 Billboard albums, proving quantity trumps quality. Fans are exhausted.
Steep Canyon Rangers Celebrate 25 Years By Accidental Fire Alarm Malfunction
The Steep Canyon Rangers celebrate 25 years with a new album and a series of accidental fires. Revisiting…
Son Lux Announces New Album, Finally Answers That Question
Son Lux's new album, 'Out Into,' directly answers the question: 'Are we having this conversation?'
Jane Remover’s Leroy Drops ‘Status Update Music,’ Confuses Entire Industry
Jane Remover, now known as Leroy, dropped 'Status Update Music,' an album with track titles eerily familiar to…
Drake’s 18 ‘Iceman’ Videos Unveiled: A Monumental Achievement In Viewer Endurance
Drake dropped 18 'Iceman' music videos. Fans are both amazed and exhausted by the epic visual undertaking. A…
Drake’s ‘Iceman’ Album Features 3 Hours of Pure Disappointment
Drake's 'Iceman' album shatters records with a 3-hour runtime. Listeners endure endless disses, but find no actual ice.
Drake Drops Iceman Album After Leaving It In Block Of Ice
Drake finally dropped Iceman after hiding it in a block of ice. He also released two other albums, leaving fans…
Linda Perry Talks ‘Let It Die Here’ as New Album Accidentally Revitalizes Career
Linda Perry talks ‘Let It Die Here,’ her new album meant to bury her past. It's somehow doing the exact…