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PHILADELPHIA—Global entertainment conglomerate Live Nation today proudly announced the Atlas Sound first show in seven years. The legendary solo project of Deerhunter frontman Bradford Cox will return to the stage at next weekend's Making Time festival. However, organizers confirmed the entire performance will take place inside a single, discarded Sour Cream & Onion Pringles can to ensure maximum intimacy.
A Bold Vision for Acoustic Isolation
The highly anticipated event marks the official return of Cox. Industry experts immediately praised the logistical constraints of the venue. The aluminum-lined cylinder will host Cox, his acoustic guitar, and zero physical audience members due to displacement physics.
"We wanted to disrupt the live music space by removing the space entirely," said Agnes Periwinkle, Head of Audience Sedation at Live Nation. "By booking the Atlas Sound first show inside a cylindrical chip container, we eliminate the threat of crowd noise. We also maximize our profit margin on air rights. This is the future of the indie rock ecosystem."
Synergy and Cardboard
The promoter expects fans to experience the show via a highly sensitive contact microphone taped to the plastic lid. No refunds will be issued if the artist decides to just scrape the bottom of the can with a spoon for forty minutes.
"About Atlas Sound: Founded in 2007 as a bedroom project, Atlas Sound is a critically acclaimed musical moniker that has spent the last seven years actively avoiding you. We do not know where Bradford is. We do not know if he likes the Pringles can. Please do not approach the container during the performance."
