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Satirical takes on celebrity culture, Hollywood, streaming wars and the entertainment industry.

The new GTA VI extended look reveals a highly detailed, incredibly boring simulation of federal tax compliance.

Harold Mbeki-Strand · Aug 28

The highly anticipated GTA 6 trailer has economists predicting a total collapse of global human productivity by late 2025.

Dolores Fenwick · Aug 28

Rockstar Games reveals GTA 6 gameplay will require players to complete mandatory virtual couples therapy to unlock heist missions.

Priya Castellanos · Aug 27

Country star Jelly Roll urges Trump to lose weight during a wild guest-hosting appearance on Jimmy Kimmel Live.

Teddy Okonkwo-Vance · Aug 25

Regulators issue an urgent product recall notice on GTA 6 leaks after early gameplay footage contaminates the internet and a local strip club.

Dolores Fenwick · Aug 23

‘Toy Story 5’ opens to $160M, driven by Taylor Swift’s emotional ballad ‘Andy’s Empty Shelf.’ Audiences wept.

Harold Mbeki-Strand · Jun 22

The Venice Biennale opened without its expert jury, now replaced by a public mood ring system that assigns ‘Ponderousness Quotients’ to art.

Teddy Okonkwo-Vance · May 10

Stars at the 2026 Met Gala wore clothes, surprising no one. The event celebrated an array of fabric-based garments.

Priya Castellanos · May 5

Prime Video’s Spider-Noir trailer reveals a gritty detective story. This Spider-Noir focuses on Parker’s investigation, not just his powers.

June Halloway · Apr 27

Quavo’s new street-racing movie, “Takeover,” features Takeoff’s final acting role, alongside a sentient traffic cone.

Priya Castellanos · Mar 15

Billie Eilish eyed for Esther Greenwood in ‘The Bell Jar’ film. Singer promises to bring “vibe check” to Plath’s classic novel.

Priya Castellanos · Mar 12