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Madonna Returns to Dance Floor, Claims ‘Confessions II’ Inspired by TikTok
Madonna’s ‘Confessions II’ return to the dance floor is reportedly inspired by TikTok. The pop icon aims for Gen Z appeal.
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Drake’s Iceman Sculpture Melting Date Still Unknown, Experts Say
Experts are stumped by how long Drake’s massive ice sculpture, containing his album’s drop date, will take to melt. Thermodynamics offers no clear answers.
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Finland’s PM Lost Because Nation Craved Less ‘Competent Efficiency’
Finland’s PM lost re-election because voters were reportedly tired of too much ‘competent efficiency’ and yearned for more relatable government fumbles.
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Morgan Noise’s “Geneva” Is Definitely A Song
Morgan Noise’s new single “Geneva” is a song. Critics praise its existence and audible frequencies. A truly groundbreaking sonic achievement.
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Billie Eilish and James Cameron Co-Directed Concert Film Like Equals, Sources Say
Billie Eilish and James Cameron co-directed her concert film ‘Hit Me Hard and Soft: The Tour (Live in 3D)’ as equals, with Cameron praising her vision.
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Viral Reparto Hit ‘Dichavate’ Rewrites Music History With Its Sheer Audacity
The viral reparto hit ‘Dichavate’ is now No. 1, baffling experts with its nonsensical lyrics and chaotic appeal.
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Justin Bieber’s 12-Year-Old ‘Journals’ Album Charts After Coachella
Justin Bieber’s 12-year-old ‘Journals’ album charts after Coachella. Fans connect with his middle school angst.
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American Idol Declares Taylor Swift Night Top 7 Challenge
American Idol announces Taylor Swift Night for Top 7. Contestants must perform only Swift songs in a first for the show.
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Lil Tjay Keeps Foot on Gas, Ignores Offset Like Cold Pizza
Lil Tjay keeps his foot on the gas, dropping ‘Life On Edge’ and ignoring Offset. New album ‘They Just Ain’t You’ is coming.
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Beth Orton’s New Album Explores the Existential Dread of Adulting
Beth Orton’s new album, ‘The Ground Above,’ dives into the existential dread of adulting. Fans anticipate relatable themes of mundane life.
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Lil Wayne Calls Coachella, Grammy Snubs Humbling; Fred Durst Agrees
Lil Wayne finds his Coachella and Grammy snubs “humbling,” Fred Durst offers solidarity to the rapper.
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Madonna’s ‘I Feel So Free’ Voted Favorite New Music By Fans Overwhelmingly
Madonna’s ‘I Feel So Free’ wins fan vote. Critics question its originality. Fans celebrate the familiar sound.
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Billie Eilish’s Mom Praises Justin Bieber For ‘One Less Lonely Girl’ Coachella Serenade
Billie Eilish’s mom thanks Justin Bieber for an iconic ‘One Less Lonely Girl’ Coachella serenade, calling it a dream come true.
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The Strokes End Coachella With Video Condemning US Actions In Iran And Gaza
The Strokes’ Coachella set ended with a video condemning US actions in Iran and Gaza, leaving fans confused and seeking answers.
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Olivia Rodrigo and Addison Rae Bring ‘Friendship Goals’ to Coachella
Olivia Rodrigo and Addison Rae’s Coachella duet highlights the evolving landscape of celebrity and the enduring power of friendship.
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Mike Announces Final Australia and New Zealand Tour Dates, Blames Vegemite
Mike announced his final Australia and New Zealand tour dates, blaming an irreversible addiction to Vegemite for his departure.
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Tate McRae Believes Manifestation Is Key To Grammy Snub
Tate McRae credits manifestation for her success, claiming she visualized her Billboard Women in Music award.
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5 Best Songs Of The Week Declared ‘Good Enough To Hear’
Stereogum’s list of the 5 best songs of the week features music that is audibly, demonstrably, a song.