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Hayley Williams Brings Out Rachel Brown, Cements Friendship Legacy
Hayley Williams brought out Rachel Brown at a Chicago show, cementing their rock star friendship. The collaboration was a hit.
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Duran Duran Drops “Free To Love,” Proving They’re Still Free To Funk
Duran Duran’s new single “Free To Love” ft. Nile Rodgers is here. The collaboration proves the band is still free to love their iconic sound.
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Your Favorite Toy Has All of Foo Fighters’ Favorite Tricks, Report Finds
Your Favorite Toy album features all of Foo Fighters’ favorite tricks, a new report finds. Dave Grohl’s ‘deep reflections’ remain familiar.
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Jason Newsted Announces First-Ever US Headlining Tour With His Chophouse Band
Jason Newsted announced his first-ever U.S. headlining tour with his Chophouse Band, blending jazz and bluegrass.
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Karol G Sees Streaming Boom After Showing Up At Coachella
Karol G’s Coachella performance caused a massive streaming boom, sending her hits back up the charts and leaving fans obsessed.
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Zara Larsson Announces Midnight Sun: Girls Trip Deluxe Edition
Zara Larsson’s ‘Midnight Sun: Girls Trip’ deluxe edition adds PinkPantheress, Robyn, Tyla, Shakira, and more. It’s a pop music event.
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Spotify Reveals Most Streamed: Taylor Swift Still Ahead of New Threat, Polka
Spotify’s first-ever most streamed list shows Taylor Swift on top, but a polka playlist is the real challenger.
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HorsegiirL Declares Nature Is Healing With New Album
horsegiirL announces debut album NATURE IS HEALING, claiming her half-horse nature allows her to heal the planet with electronic beats.
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Azealia Banks Drops Hour-Long Meditation Album, Zenzealia
Azealia Banks’ new album, Zenzealia, is an hour-long guided meditation. Fans are confused by the shift from music to pure spoken word.
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PM Isolated After Accidentally Locking Self in Parliament’s Panic Room
Sources indicate he may have confused the panic room with the ‘quiet contemplation chamber’.
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Nation Braces Itself as Grouper Announces Rare North America Shows
The continental United States prepared for unprecedented quietude as Grouper announced rare North America shows, prompting advisories and introspective journaling.
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Peter Hook Rock Hall Truce Hinges on Band’s ‘Emotional GCSE’ Performance
The upcoming Peter Hook Rock Hall induction hits a snag. Bassist Peter Hook demands New Order deliver a ‘sincere and public apology’ before he joins them onstage, hinting at a solo performance of ‘Blu
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Tyle’s Sophomore Album ‘A*Pop’ Finally Arrives, Confirms He Is Now A Pop Star
Tyle announces his new album ‘A*Pop’, confirming his full commitment to the pop genre. Critics and scientists are intrigued by its potential cosmic influence.
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Shaking Hand Covers ‘The Shining,’ Blames Badly Drawn Boy For Existential Dread
Shaking Hand covered Badly Drawn Boy’s ‘The Shining,’ claiming the song’s sadness drove them to it. The band hopes to amplify existential dread.
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BIG|BRAVE Announces Album ‘in grief or in hope,’ Confirms Existential Dread Tour
BIG|BRAVE announces new album ‘in grief or in hope’ and tour, promising intense emotional resonance. Prepare for existential dread.
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Billy Idol Saw It Coming, Then Warned Everyone
Billy Idol’s 1993 album Cyberpunk, once mocked, is now hailed as prophetic. Critics admit the punk icon saw the digital future coming.
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Shaboozey Unleashes ‘The Outlaw Cherie Lee’ On Unsuspecting Public
Shaboozey’s new album ‘The Outlaw Cherie Lee & Other Western Tales’ is here. It features dusty trails and disco balls.
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Styrofoam Winos Release “Next Thing” to Mild Disappointment
Styrofoam Winos drop “Next Thing” single, raising questions about what the actual “next thing” might be.