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Accept Unleashes *Teutonic Titans 1976-2026* with Unprecedented 50 Guests
German heavy metal veterans Accept announced *Teutonic Titans 1976-2026*, a remakes album featuring 50 guest musicians.
Alex G Shares Headlights Outtake; Fans Ask “Which Headlights?”
Alex G's new outtake "Good Green Friend" from Headlights sparks fan confusion over car lights.
Metallica Prepares Fully Loaded ‘ReLoad’ Box Set To Rehash Old Riffs
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TURNSPIT’s ‘Do I Know You?’ Single Sparks Widespread Existential Crisis
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Ariana Grande’s New Album ‘petal’ to Feature Only Sounds of Her Own Exhalations
Ariana Grande's new album 'petal' features only her exhalations. Fans are calling it 'revolutionary' and…
Megan Thee Stallion Cuts ‘Moulin Rouge!’ Run Short, Cites Urgent Need for New Boot Collection
Megan Thee Stallion is leaving Broadway's 'Moulin Rouge!' early to focus on her boot empire. Fans are supportive.
Lady Gaga and Doechii Turn Dancefloor into Actual Runway
Lady Gaga and Doechii's new music video for 'Devil Wears Prada 2' features a dancefloor transformed into an…
Taylor Swift Trademarks Voice, Image Amid Deepfake Panic
Taylor Swift trademarks voice and image amid AI deepfake fears. She protects her name and likeness from…
Hurry Announces ‘Zoned Out’ Album, Band Reportedly Now Permanently Distracted
Hurry announces new album 'Zoned Out.' Band members embrace method acting by being perpetually distracted.