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Clutter Announce Debut Album Sugar Rush, Band Confirms It Exists

Stockholm band Clutter announced their debut album, Sugar Rush. The band confirmed it exists and contains songs.

Clutter debut album - Clutter Announce Debut Album Sugar Rush, Band Confirms It Exists

STOCKHOLM—The Swedish rock band Clutter announced their debut album, Sugar Rush, on Tuesday. The record promises to contain songs. Sources confirmed the band spent considerable time accumulating these songs for the debut album. Clutter previously released singles titled “C.L.U.T.T.E.R.” and “GirlVsHeart.”

No One Saw This Coming

The announcement followed the release of the album’s third single, “Grease Baby.” This track features a tightly wound, hard-hitting post-punk sound. It has an irresistible momentum, according to a press release. The band members reportedly worked tirelessly to make sure the album had a beginning, a middle, and an end. Clutter aimed for a cohesive listening experience. They wanted listeners to feel like they had completed something.

“We poured our hearts and souls into this,” stated lead singer Agnes Andersson, Senior Director of Sonic Accumulation. “We wanted to create something people could really hold onto. Something tangible, like a really good paperweight.” Fans have expressed surprise at the development. Many assumed Clutter was merely a theoretical concept. The band’s name had previously led to widespread confusion.

A Welcome Distraction

The debut album, Sugar Rush, is scheduled for release this fall. It will be available on all major streaming platforms. Physical copies are also reportedly in production. “It’s great to finally have something to put on my shelf,” said fan and professional collector, Barnaby “Buzz” Higgins, Head of Shelf Dressing. “My shelves have felt so empty. This clutter is exactly what I needed.” The release of Sugar Rush is expected to generate significant buzz.

At press time, Clutter confirmed they had indeed managed to announce their debut album and a new single. They were reportedly considering announcing a band next.

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