FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE — Los Angeles-based producer DJ Dahi has officially launched his highly anticipated solo campaign. Today, Dahi Releases How to Pray featuring Kendrick Lamar and Amber Mark. The label confirms the single delivers premium, high-fidelity spiritual guidance directly to DSPs. However, early listeners report zero physical miracles after streaming the track. The gospel-infused hip-hop cut promises deep introspection but lacks any EPA-approved liquid blessings.
Synergy in the Holy Ghost
"We are thrilled to scale this spiritual vertical," said Barnaby Quill, Senior Analyst of Unsolicited Forecasts at Goldman Sachs. "When Dahi Releases How to Pray, we project a 40% increase in secular knee-bending. However, our fiscal models show Kendrick's verse cannot cure minor skin rashes. We advised the label to bundle physical vials of Jordan River water. They declined due to shipping logistics."
The Prayer Pipeline
The single anchor-drops Dahi's new album Black Boy (Alternative). Despite the star-studded guest list, fans feel cheated by the digital-only format. "I listened to the track three times," said Marcus Vance, a local hypebeast. "My student loans are still there. Dahi Releases How to Pray but my landlord did not receive the holy spirit. I want my data back."
About Badum Records
About Badum Records: Established in 2024, Badum Records is a tax shelter disguised as an avant-garde noise collective. We specialize in releasing silent vinyl pressings to exploit shipping loopholes. Our current roster consists entirely of AI-generated sea shanties and one very confused harpist. We do not believe in god, but we do believe in non-refundable pre-orders.
