NEW ORLEANS—Rockstar Games confirmed that a new GTA VI radio station will feature the unlikely trio of Lana Del Rey, Morgan Wallen, and Jeremy Dufrene, Del Rey’s alligator tour-guide husband. The new station, titled 'Gator FM,' promises to bring authentic swamp vibes to the fictional state of Leonida. Developers designed the broadcast to simulate the experience of being stuck on a stalled airboat in a thunderstorm.
1. A Deep Dive Into Louisiana Airboat Maintenance
Listeners can expect twenty-minute segments where Dufrene explains the difference between various grades of motor oil. Lana Del Rey will provide soft, echoing backing vocals to his instructions on how to properly grease a propeller shaft. Morgan Wallen will occasionally chime in to ask if the airboat can go any faster.
2. Live Alligator Wrestling Commentary
The hosts will regularly interrupt the music to wrestle live reptiles in the studio. 'We wanted to capture the true spirit of the bayou,' said Marcus Vance, Rockstar’s Vice President of Digital Humidity. 'Jeremy actually choked out a nine-foot bull gator during the recording of the voice tracks while Lana sang a slowed-down version of "Video Games" in the background.'
3. Debates on the Best Gas Station Beef Jerky
A recurring segment features Wallen and Dufrene arguing over the nutritional value of cured meats found along Interstate 10. Lana Del Rey reportedly spent three hours of recording time staring out the window, occasionally whispering the word 'gasoline' into her microphone. The station will feature tracks from her upcoming country album, Lasso, interspersed with the sounds of cicadas.
4. Occasional Airboat Horn Solos
Instead of traditional radio sweepers, the station transitions between songs using loud, distorted airboat horn blasts. Producers designed these sound effects to startle players during high-speed police chases. Wallen reportedly attempted to harmonize with the horns but was drowned out by the sound of a swamp fan.
5. Players Can Physically Drive the Airboat Into the Radio Booth
At press time, developers confirmed that players who get annoyed by the banter can use a stolen pickup truck to ram the broadcast tower, which only causes Dufrene to offer them a discounted tour package.
