Tagged: Angine de Poitrine (4)

A federal investigation launched following the chaotic Angine de Poitrine US TV debut, exposing a vast music industry conspiracy.

Teddy Okonkwo-Vance · Sep 15

A digital spokesperson confirms there is no fake Angine de Poitrine touring Russia; the actual band remains trapped in a sentient toaster.

June Halloway · Jun 10

Levitation Festival adds Angine de Poitrine, Bikini Kill to its 2026 lineup. Organizers promise a transcendent experience.

Teddy Okonkwo-Vance · May 28

The Masked Microtonal Math Rock Duo Angine de Poitrine announce their new album and first US tour, sparking fears of widespread cognitive dissonance.

Harold Mbeki-Strand · Mar 18