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Tracey Nelson Announces New Album Hercules, Causes Spontaneous Beard Growth
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Judge Blocks Sugarloaf Mountain Zipline, Citing ‘Inherent Dignity of Geological Formations’
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Dry Cleaning's new track, "Sliced By A Fingernail," has caused widespread confusion. Listeners now fear actual…
Handheld & Clip-On Fans Overtake Music as Primary Festival Attraction
A new study reveals Handheld & Clip-On Fans are now the main reason concertgoers attend festivals, with music…