UAE Unveils Giant Lever to Personally Force Strait of Hormuz Open
The UAE announced plans to personally force the Strait of Hormuz open with a colossal, custom-built lever,…
Kid Rock Flyby Mystery Solved: Pilots Were Just Really Lost
Military helicopter pilots suspended after a Kid Rock flyby were reinstated. Investigation revealed they were…
Finland’s PM Lost Re-Election Due to ‘Excessive’ Blink Rate, Analysis Confirms
Finland's PM lost her re-election bid, not over policy, but an "unsettling blink rate," according to new…
Thaiboy Digital & swedm® Announce New Album Paradise, Promise Actual Paradise
Thaiboy Digital & swedm® announce new album Paradise. Listeners hope the album provides an escape from reality.
Taylor Swift’s Epic L.A. Weekend: A Symphony of Seven iHeart Wins and McCartney’s Whisper
Taylor Swift wins 7 iHeart awards during an epic L.A. weekend. Paul McCartney plays a tiny show, adding to the…
Darker Waves Festival Returns, Proving Goth Can Be Extremely Chill
The Darker Waves Festival is back, bringing Morrissey and Smashing Pumpkins for a day of chill melancholy.…
Ozuna, Beéle & Ovy on the Drums’ ‘Enemigos’ Tops Latin Airplay, Proving Nothing
Ozuna, Beéle & Ovy on the Drums’ ‘Enemigos’ tops charts, proving abstract conflict sells and listeners love…
Salt-N-Pepa Fight UMG For ‘Lion’s Share’ Of Royalties
Salt-N-Pepa sue UMG, demanding the lion's share of royalties for their classic hits. They want their money.
Military Re-Routes Billions After Kid Rock Stunt Exposes Airspace Vulnerability
A recent Kid Rock stunt involving a US Army helicopter has triggered a massive military overhaul, redirecting…
Dorian Electra Announces New Album, Features Only Covers of Existing Concepts
Dorian Electra's Cover Album, "Dorian Electra," surprises fans. It features zero original songs, only covers of…