CFCF Announces New Album L.U.V., Will Debut New Sound
CFCF announces new album L.U.V., promising a bold new sound. Lead single 'Let's Kill Ourselves' aims to be…
Doja Cat Praises Chappell Roan’s Paparazzi ‘Attitude’ as New Etiquette Standard
Doja Cat praises Chappell Roan's paparazzi 'attitude,' declaring it the new standard for polite public…
Ms. Ray’s ‘Melt’ EP Causes Spontaneous Emotional Desolving
Ms. Ray's new 'Melt' EP is causing listeners to spontaneously dissolve into puddles of emotion. Crying is…
All-American Rejects Find New Music ‘Scary,’ Blame Longevity on ‘Good Genes’
The All-American Rejects discuss their new music, tour success, and offer advice for new artists.
TSA Workers Discover Hidden Talents Amid Paycheck Loss
Unpaid TSA workers have embraced new, self-directed roles after losing their first paycheck. They found…
MacBook Neo Unveiled as ‘Build-Your-Own’ Laptop Experience
Apple's new MacBook Neo arrived in pieces, requiring users to assemble it themselves. This "repairable" design…
Meta Eliminates Instagram DMs Encryption for ‘Enhanced Transparency’
Meta announced it would remove Instagram DMs encryption. The company cited a need for 'transparency' and…
Spacey Jane Single ‘Do You Really Love Her’ Plunges Listeners Into Existential Void
The new Spacey Jane single ‘Do You Really Love Her’ has plunged listeners into an existential void, prompting…
The Pretty Reckless Announce ‘DEAR GOD,’ Prepare for Global Confession
The Pretty Reckless announced their new album 'DEAR GOD' and a world tour. It promises not just music, but…
Sturgill Simpson’s Johnny Blue Skies Album to Stream, Fans Warned of Imminent Joy
Sturgill Simpson's Johnny Blue Skies album, "Mutiny After Midnight," will likely stream with bonus tracks,…